This semester was totally nuts. Spring should be fun, since I don't have much of anything going on. Might move somewhere random and make an adventure of it. I'm on the road all summer, too.

Haha well thanks! And I have no idea. My money is on him taking his $20M and retiring while people in Austin still like him. I don't think he's a bad coach, but I think he's a terrible recruiter.

They suck so much, and freshman in language classes are even worse because languages are required at most schools. My freshman Arabic class was hell to take, and tutoring them after I escaped was hellish.

Yup. I could have probably pulled my GPA up and also finished my second major if I'd stayed, but meh. I'd rather have the money.

Heh. I missed the qualifier for honors by .07 points. I don't even care at this point, I just want to leave this campus tomorrow and never, ever come back.

Don't offer if you're not gonna follow through.

It is my literal worst fear in the entire world that I will someday have to teach Arabic to college freshmen. I'm just hoping someone somewhere will give me money to talk at them about Islamic legal systems.

Ew, that sucks. I'm in kind of a weird boat right now where the majority of my friends have been done for 3-4 years now so I'm glad I'm leaving now. But I was in a freshman class this semester and I thought I was going to kill myself. I forgot how awful the underclassmen were.

Yeah I've got a bit more than that. I just kinda woke up one morning and was like, "Yeah so I'm going to law school" and my family went, "Oh, okay, we like that plan way better than you getting blown up in Yemen." So here I am.

Three and a half. Could technically have done it in three, but I got sick and had to slow things down a bit.

Psh. Please. As if I was smart enough to go to clown college.

Yeah I get to go home and submit all the law school applications. Grownup jobs are for suckers.

Thanks! I love Alice Cooper, but this song isn't actually one of my favorites. Just the most appropriate.

Heh, Little Goth Girl Robyn was really into Skinny Puppy for a while there. I got nothin', though, I've never seen a coverup job done well.

I'M DONE Y'ALL I DID IT I FINISHED COLLEGE

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Haha. First time being in the same country in almost three years and we're both barely functional human beings. The alternative is a bar crawl.

Haha yeah this weekend I'm headed down to DC for a victory weekend with my best friend. What will probably end up happening is he and I will fall asleep on his couch before 10 on Saturday night.

My undergrad thesis! It's been nuts all semester and now I'm one final away from being done forever!