Yeah, about that...Focus is not a thing that I have right now. But thanks!

Well if you feel like coming down from the tree fort, I've got hot chocolate and stuff. Just don't slip and fall on your way down, I guess.

Aw, man. He requested me and then all I get is rejection. I'm so disappointed.

It's awkward because he asked for hot bitches and then I showed up and then he ran away. Am I not hot enough? Not enough of a bitch?

You rang?

T-24 hours until my thesis is turned in. I've probably posted this before, but it's still one of the best songs ever. Wish me luck, y'all!

This man deserves to be Tarr'd and feathered for what he did.

Go with easy American food. There's nothing more disappointing than trying to eat "home" food in a foreign country and having it be mediocre-bad. I had a mediocre cheeseburger once in Scotland, and it was 12345% worse because I had this mental image of a delicious burger and what I got was a charcoal briquette. Also…

I just saw this +1

YOU'RE THE WORST

Can we define "jeans" for a moment? Because I've got a pair of jeggings that only gets washed, like, once every two months.

The plot twist is that I am one of the jokers. I have an immense degree of respect for DougExeter, and the rest of the regular Deadspin commenting community. These guys have been nothing but wonderful and respectful and kind to me since I started commenting here, and were nothing but supportive when I shared my own…

You know what? You're right, none of us knows anything about sexual assault at all.

The joke he's making is that false rape accusations DON'T happen all the time. Funny people taking potshots at rape culture is a good thing. There's not a stitch of victim blaming going on here, just a nice little dig at the absurdity of how often women are accused of falsifying rape allegations.

+1 TO DOUG because how do you phones.

I went to high school with the guy wearing the money shirt. Nice to know that some things never change.

If you think that I "blew up" then you've clearly never seen anyone anywhere blow up. It was a dumb comment. A really dumb comment. Tt was tacky and unfunny. Tacky, unfunny comments that for whatever reason get pulled out of the grey (or worse, are made by people who aren't in the grey and should know better) deserve…

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Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

Nah, you asked about the LSAT, not for randos on the internet to tell you how much law school sucks. (I might be projecting a little.)