Well I'm sure he does have plenty of experience with handling his drive shaft alone at night...

Note: It's not actually current slang.

Idiot. +1

Sure thing, sweetie!

This chick gets it: A hot dog is definitely not a sandwich.

Aw, sweetie. You're cute.

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Actual story of my life. I'm nine pages into a 25 page paper (currently) and just realized that nothing I'm writing makes sense, and none of my sources are even remotely relevant.

I mostly just laugh about it, but I know that it can be really alienating to other ladies. I think the saddest part is that a lot of what drew me to Deadspin in the first place was how well the site and its commenters treated women.

So I wrote a big huge thing on this a while back. The problem with rape jokes in particular is that there's a fine line, and unfortunately a lot of times guys making snarky comments on a sports blog don't quite know where that line falls. And, you know, what sounds like a "joke" to one person, sounds kinda like a…

If you mash your sweet potatoes, you have some deeper culinary issues than any Foodspin article will ever be able to address.

Wow I swear to God y'all it's like someone's TALKING to me and but I can't quite make out what they're saying...This is so creepy :/

Pretty much, yeah. Snapchatted my brother and his reaction was, "Whoah, dude. Your face. Did you go tanning?!"

Yeah most of my crew is from PA/the NJ suburbs of Philly. They're all about the Yuengling, except it's "fancy" by their standards. /eyeroll

I like Yuengling. I'm also a broke-ish college kid living in Lancaster. My taste is terrible at best, but I prefer Yuengling to Natty any day of the week, and I do miss it when I'm back in Texas.

Did y'all hear something? I could have sworn that someone replied to me, but maybe I'm just going crazy...

Hi guys! I just did something a little bit insane and a LOT out of character! Also I look like a Barbie doll right now! These two things are only tangentially related, but that's okay! Have a fantastic night, y'all!

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My dad and I watched the scene unfold in shock and horror, and immediately rushed to the phones to make sure our family living in New York was okay. I'm just thankful my sister is too young to remember it, really.

Lee Harvey Oswald can confirm this statement.