Who would have thought when we were all seeing The Dark Knight for the first time, that there'd come a time when we're all like 'This shit isn't silly enough!'

Is anyone in these movies not fucking world-weary? I'm going to be surprised if this movie doesn't end in a suicide pact.

Someone has to point out that it's not the same thing. And that someone is the entire population of Ireland and Samuel L. Jackson, for some reason.

*Irish

The Evil Queen didn't fix the sleeping curse because Josh Dallas and Ginnifer Goodwin have two small kids and one of them has to stay home and take care of them. I would like to think they're better parents than Snow and Charming are to poor, abandoned baby Neal.

This is what happens when you threaten some shadowy figure in a hood for half a season with no idea who the person under it is going to be yourselves.

I so want to see him when he comes to Ireland and no one will go with me. My avatar suits me well.

I honestly think if it had not had her in it, it would have been ten times better but watching her try to be the female version of Jack Sparrow and having Johnny Depp tottling after her the whole film was just terrible. They made a character we'd never heard of and knew nothing about a main character and completely…

I thought Penelope Cruz's character was absolutely abysmal and if the story and character isn't right, doesn't matter how good the actor is. This was also the problem with Penelope Cruz's next film too, I think; Nine. They had Cruz, Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard and Nicole Kidman and the thing was a massive flop…

I am legit waiting for all these live action remakes to let us in on the fact that it's a shared universe and we get an actual Disneyfied version of Once Upon A Time.

They did in the fourth and it actually turned out worse, somehow. Like, no one missed them but still, somehow it was worse.

I read that she actually does pop up in a post-credits scene to be like 'You fucking morons are at it again?'

Don't Tia Dalma and Davy Jones have that conversation in the movie? He's pissed that she did not wait for him and he had to stay the Captain of the Dutchman because of it?

The sequels did Keira Knightley's character absolutely no favours (not that they did anyone's character favours except Geoffrey Rush). The Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann characters were completely different entities in the sequels. I just rewatched the films as they were on tv and seriously, it's jarring to see them…

I mean, who wouldn't want to be surrounded by her radiant personality?

You mean college students don't break out into spontaneous song in the middle of the cafeteria making everyone whoop and cheer at the absolute zaniness of it all?

The thing that bothers me most about the film is neither Kevin's mom or dad calling out Frank on the way he treats their kid. Like, who seriously lets a grown man call their kid a little jerk for such a small thing and not only doesn't throw him out of their house but actively agrees with him!

Tim Curry is amazing in that scene. The absolute dread and embarrassment where even he's no longer sure if it's a lie.

Snake? You're a confident fella, aren't you?

We'll be laughing until we choke.