A fuckton.

"Get those pussies ready, ladies, cause Donny Boy is feeling handsy!"

Uhh, little hiccup: Henry sent The Evil Queen to get her fresh start in a land where literally everyone wants The Evil Queen dead for killing their King and Queen and kidnapping their princess, who was never seen again. This was her bloody fresh start???

Oh, good. When I was a kid, I wanted to be the pink power ranger when I grew up. Changing the colour would be a travesty.

Please don't tell me that there is actually a change from the pink power ranger to purple? Why the hell is that? What's wrong with pink? The pink ranger was awesome!

I mean, the nation's bullshit democracy and hunger did make a bottle of fake tan that has a reality show president, so the sarcasm ain't exactly sarcasm.

Or how he was a creepy old man who innapropriately touched people because he would touch their shoulders or whisper in their ears. It's so nice how they've learned how not to judge people for such things anymore…

Michelle?

Sorry about losing your friends, it suuuuuuuuuucks.

Something tells me that Trump likes campaigning a lot more than he likes the actual job.

Not Santa!

I actually really liked the Beast's song (though I also love If I Can't Love Her) and really enjoyed Dan Stevens. Not a huge fan of them making so much of the Beast's stuff in the original now more of a reaction to Belle's lines and actions, like how in the cartooon he goes mad and tells her to starve but in the live…

It was Emma Thompson that replaced Angela Lansbuy and it was chronic. It was about as good as Ariana replacing Celine.

Would it be Tarzan? I'm not talking so much about money but more how fondly they went on to be remembered and I don't know if you could put Tarzan in with the big stuff like Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin. I would more put it in with Hunchback and Hercules, where it's actually a pretty good movie (though nowhere…

They're doing a live action Pinocchio; Robert Downey Jr. is Gepetto.

Hunchback and Hercules came at a problematic time, when the Disney Renaissance was winding down. Mulan is seen as the last of the greats because the big ones, even Aladdin with a male protagonist, were all about the princesses. Hunchback and Hercules didn't have entries into the Princess compendium so they're not as…

As good as Russell Crowe's?

Seriously though, he is one weird looking dude.

Heaven's Light/Hellfire is an absolutely fantastic arrangement. When I was watching the light show on the castle in Disneyland, the part that really got to me was when they put Out There on it, because I wasn't expecting Hunchback. No one ever remembers the greatness of Hunchback.

Hiring non-Broadway people is perfectly fine for movies. Hiring non-Broadway people, who are not singers, and then expecting them to go at it in the same movie with people like Audra McDonald is a fool's errand.