As of 3pm eastern time, Donald Trump has still not disavowed bridge walls.

After viewing this Mary Pat had to run out back to make sure nobody found her secret stash of the Governor’s soiled drawers.

Give them credit for taking it to the next level:

Dad: “Son, I hate to break it to you but I’m no longer going to be making a living between the pipes for Toronto”

Many, many dogs would like to tell you to go fuck yourself, but they can’t because their mouths are sealed shut by peanut butter. And they’re dogs.

Hood alleges that one of the men accosted him while another hit him from behind.

Yawn. I saw hundreds of teenaged fans sporting tributes to the Rogers Centre on their faces at the Blue Jays’ home opener.

In fairness to this guy, if I'm in that jersey and I see someone who looks like Vince Wilfork, any thoughts I have to approaching him are quickly shot down by the realization that that man is probably the last person in the world I want to engage in a "do all black people look the same to you" conversation.

And then they threw him a sharpie ...

And kudos to all the New Yorkers who move right on by.

Judging by that picture it's possible that the fans were not protesting the current play of the Leafs, but instead paying tribute to Nick Kypreos.

Listen, it may be foolish for the English to choose to be ruled by a succession of people who have done nothing outside of being part of the right family, but guess what - that's their business. Can we stick to discussing America? Who do you like in 2016 - Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush?

Other topics include how he decided what to name his son (he read a story about a Madison County sheriff in the Charlotte Observer)

One year after this is when the Queen's students stole an upright following the game at U of T's Varsity Stadium. That upright is still used to this day as part of the Grease Pole climb for the incoming engineering class in frosh week. I have fond memories of sitting in a freezing cold, piss-filled pit as my class set…

Peter Pocklington bought his kid one of these. He promptly traded it to his friend Bruce for some reruns of Johnny Carson on VHS.

Any Labatt's drinker can tell you that shit can get a little crooked between 50's.

"Equal lefts" -Ray Rice

The ban isn't as much a low blow as it is a hijab.

I'm going to guess that Native Americans unhappy with the term "Redskins" are probably going to steer clear of criticizing the mascot at a school bearing the State name suggested by a Choctaw Chief, which translates to "Red People".

I believe the only sensible way to handle this situation would be to punch the guy in the shoulder and say "Punch buggy '66 with the wrong engine, no punch-backs, stamped it, double-locked it, no erasies, swallowed the key for a thousand years, black magic."