In hockey, a player collapses and his team keeps rolling.

Coincidentally, a "death roll" is exactly what the PGA has been in since the last time a tiger kissed something nasty in Florida.

Or it's more proof that hockey has the best fans.

It hasn't always been that way.

You realized at the last minute that the big bottle with the letters G-I-N on it was in fact gin and not water? What gave it away?

Domino's Hasek

USA's hockey team was equally disappointed. Not by the size of the furniture, but by the lack of windows to throw it out of.

Any other famous athletes make it to your party, besides a paid Colin Kaepernick and this Lego baseball player?

Needs a little more silver.

Barry Bonds also took to wearing a sombrero during his steroid scandal when Bud Selig would often tell him "You're going to the Cancun".

Clearasil's mom has got in goin' on.

Dan Snyder would have went with Wagonburner Cam.

The only conclusion that can be drawn from that chart is that the NBA is a thug league.

His walking needs a little work, but how about his ability to lie dormant for a crowd of dipshits who've waited in line for over an hour to take a picture of shit clinging to his yellow-stained fur?

So typical of Lebron - making a pass when there's an open two staring him in the face.

What happens when a team doesn't like the pick available to them? Can they buy a vowel?

Kid: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

What a disgusting way to ruin a perfectly good picture of 17-year old girls cupping balls a few inches from their mouths while a floor troll tries to look up their pants.

So if FSU gets to play for the BCS title, I can count on my cat pawing at the screen the whole game?

And still not even remotely close to the craziest thing said to reporters by a Toronto mayor: