You may have taken our manager, and we're still stinging from the Game 7, third period debacle against the Bruins. But one thing Boston still can't do better than us is elect fat drug-users for mayor. Eh.

Donald Mattingly: You know, a mini come-back wouldn't be out of the question if I could just keep the Mickey Mouse in the clubhouse.

You really want to honor American-Indians?

Meanwhile, at Crocodile HQ a dispatch was just sent out to all stingray mercenaries with clarification on the hit list entry for "that star Dundee".

World Series Championship Ring?

All Day I Dream About Sex ... with minors ... under my supervision.

So let me get this straight. You're a Native who wants to express your displeasure with the derogatory nature of the Washington franchise's team name, but to do so you've selected a screen name for yourself that celebrates a movie from a genre that perpetrates negative stereotypes of another race of people. Bold move…

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Obama: uhhh ... I'm a kenyan Muslim.

Thanks for letting me know that you know how Wikipedia works but stay out of this one darkie. This is between me and these fucking wagon-burners who've been masquerading as "Indians" for the past 500 years.

Obama: Maybe the commissioner should step in and force the name change. How can he allow one of the 32 teams to use such an offensive name? I mean could you imagine if one of the States used a term like that, I wouldn't stand for it. The American people wouldn't stand for it!
Reporter: You do know that Oklahoma…

+1 what the fuck are robster craws.

Am I the only one looking at that picture and expecting to see Wilfork squeeze out Tom Brady's next 5'6", 100-catch slot receiver?

I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says Brian. You have to lose the beard first before you can demand a ring from your man.

Been there, done that.

Unfortunately for him he was apprehended before he could accost another group of women and prove once and for all that it was possible for the Leafs to finish after being up big in the third.

9/11 does seem very recent, but 7/11 still serves a horrible cup of coffee.

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I have a dream that there will be plenty of medium polo tees available in a variety of colors during next week's end-of-summer clearance sale at Sears.

I see no problem with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to give my wife the Footlong 4.3.