The Hulkster needed more backwards hat.

Doug & the Slugs

Later in the game a robin had to be removed from the field. Instead of a towel the Bat Boy used a closet.

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Hello Gaylord Palms Resort Hotel, I'd like a room.

Not sure you can "progressively" kill someone with one Happy Meal. But for the sake of argument, let's say 15 Bugatti's equals approximately 25 shopping carts full of kale-enriched crackers from Whole Foods. That still isn't solving world hunger!

That's about 2.5M Happy Meals. That would barely feed children living below the poverty line in NYC for one day ... or my son and his goddam friends for about a week.

J-E-T-S

I'm back at school working to get another #16 #RKellyHasToPee

That's one way to get your shrimp on the barbie.

He was going to leave the child at home with his girlfriend but recent events (and his mild dyslexia) told him that Florida communities are not safe for knee-high Grow's.

Where's the outrage from the gay community? Is Valdespin sliding on this because he's not explicitly calling Collins a fag or homo? Or does he get a pass because it's understood that he too is a cocksucker, and some of his best friends are cocksuckers as well?

Dude's wife lets him bang one chick a year outside of their marriage. He spent a year in Minnesota. Found the hot one. Now it's time to move on.

Bar Patron: Say homie, you look familiar.

So you're telling me the people at the top make more than the people at the bottom. Interesting. Any word on how they dole out parking spaces?

That's a low blow. Which at Syracuse is called a Fine.

Mon Dieu, Le Cavalier est fini en Floride!! Oh .... merde.

It's hard to believe he got off on those 2011 charges. I mean looking at that picture could it really have been so hard for the prosecutor to connect the dots?

If anything positive can be taken from this, it's that Chad Johnson has just picked his wardrobe for his next court appearance.

As far as Flyers goalies go, there are worse vehicles to be thrown under than a bus on your way out of town.