Staying in the Jurassic.

George Zimmerman feels there are far too many Canadians in California's gated communities.

But if they kill all the conservatives, who will feed your children?

Samantha!

If you watched this video and saw someone taking a dump, turn in your nuts. You're not using them right.

Finally, a premature ending to a Dick Trickle that I don't have to apologize for!

A man who's just discovered that the audits he's recently endured were the result of his association with Andy Reid's all-too conservative offense.

Wasn't that the guy who broke his finger when that come-backer hit him in the nose?

UPDATE: 6 members of the Millersville baseball team suspended when the coach discovers during practice that they had broken curfew.

Grow a set and ask the guy if he's using the piece of equipment. Or write a column exposing your lack of self-confidence. Whatever.

You don't normally see teeth that nice on the BBC.

Noah's response: "You got another one of those things? I'm building a boat".

COEXIST bumper stickers can be funny when they're beside a Darwin'd Jesus fish.

I was physically fighting them off to not trample my children and to trample the other children that were with us

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It's not so strange if you know that "What" is Métis for "Randy Moss still not getting a ring".

The other possibility is that someone just returned serve.

The loss of life following the tightening of a belt around her neck likely means she was traveling INXS of posted speed limits.

Gahan wants you to know that Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus is now available for download.

The press box is the other way Lupica.