Did some pent up frustration from your feud with Roger Ebert after leaving the Chicago Sun-Times factor at all into the beating of your girlfriend, or did that bitch just have it coming to her?

BC phone home?

Holy cow, I think that driver was trying to commit Harry Caray.

That is not a Mercedes at the top of the page. It is the bastard child resulting from a one-night stand between Chip Foose and a Honda Pilot.

Yay, he's wearing a bracelet. At the same time his DHHS is telling women across the board to reduce their frequency for breast cancer screenings. The same department is also cutting back on their recommendations for pap smears. Early detection for breast or cervical cancer? Not important. Cheap piece of rubber on…

Awesome.

27 year old waiter = terrible actor.

Luckily deadspin doesn't employ anyone dumb enough to not recognize satire.

The true victims of this crime? Women with a tracheostomy.

As a misanthropic engineer, I can tell you the feelings are mutual.

As an engineer I can tell you that precision is a measure of an outcome's repeatability and not an indication of how close it is to an actual value. For that you want to comment on the accuracy of his guess.

Toyota's sorry it had to come to this, but they could no longer ignore America's refusal to rename Cheese Nips.

The commentariat at Gizmodo is a good place to start.

Did the ump not call her out at home because the US had not yet hit their limit of "bunts for home runs" in this inning?

Without that snake weighing him down, the rider swears he could have gotten it up to 173.

My wife is guilty of this on long drives - Leap-frogging.

People who don't use the shoulder to slow down in and make their turn on highways that have direct access to commercial driveways. I guarantee that everyone who has ever driven on Rte 17 in NJ has almost rubbed out Grandpa as he's come to a near stop in the right hand lane of a 55 mph zone to pull into the diner for…

People stopped on the on-ramp trying to merge into traffic when there is another quarter mile of the lane to do so.

The guy behind you in heavy traffic who pulls onto the merge lane from an on-ramp to pass you, then merges back into traffic two spots ahead. Great move Fittipaldi.

Does anyone know the best type of glue to use for attaching a wing to the back of a 308? I'm trying to build an F40. CP.