I suspect Chrysler will not be on the hook for a monument if this thing washes up on the west coast of Canada.

And like Burr, Konerko is facing an opponent in Hamilton that can't handle a shot.

"It's EPA mileage estimate is 17 mpg in the city and 23 for freeway cruising, compared to 19 city, 31 highway for the Charger."

Because she was riding a motorcycle I can assume she is not three feet tall, and therefore the flatness of the top of her head is irrelevant. Alas, my search for the perfect woman continues.

Similarly when Ronaldo walks into a locker room his teammates chant L-O-L-A.

In related news Cooper Manning has decided to take up the clawhammer banjo.

I have to imagine he had one of these roles on his radar before Ashton Kutcher ruined it with his "brown face" commercial.

Based on the initial filings, I'd say John would be more in line for the role of catcher.

I can't wait to cringe while watching whoever they cast as Singh and Patel trying to pitch. Seriously Hollywood, you can train countless waifs to fight like ninja assassins but you've never been able to train anyone to throw a ball sixty feet without looking like a girl?

I suspect that in an hour we're all going to have a sudden craving for more Chinese donuts.

Why did that mob of people feel the need to flip that car back over? It didn't look like anyone was pinned under there. Did they expect the driver to hop back behind the wheel and be on his merry way? If this is the typical Russian response to traffic accidents, we need to import some of that here. I've had far too…

The ass end of an A7 looks like someone's about to smack it with a rolled up newspaper for peeing on the rug.

The sausage king of Chicago ...

HIV virus ...

If karma truly is the bitch she's reported to be, stealing-candy-from-a-baby's real wife is watching this and coming up with her own ideas about foul balls at the park.

Baby seats. Trying to cram an uncooperative ankle-biter into one of those things is tough enough in a four-door. It must have been a nightmare in the 2-door suv's.

I'm guessing Mama Nishboo will be getting the same thing for Christmas that I got for Diwali!

When you gotta go, you Gallardo.

To aid in the investigation, the audio forensics lab has determined that prior to the final shot the man yelled "and get the hell off my lawn"

Robert Griffin III has been known to take a penny, but never leaves one.