The point is moot - during Super Bowl ad season, aren't all the dark skinned actors already cast as "Token Black Friend" in the beer commercials?

California Liberal: "I blame Bush!"

I had this same conversation in my head this morning unloading my son from his toddler's car seat. We're planning on three children and it's becoming painfully obvious that our sedan, which seats 5 adults comfortably, will not accommodate 2 adults and three little kids.

4th - OK, can we now stop sending foreign aid to China?

I see the powerful "I Got Blown on the Beach in St. Martins" t-shirt lobby continues to flex their muscle in preventing the construction of a wall.

Baylor may want to rethink bending the rules to win championships and reap the financial benefits. False profits in Waco have been known to make the feds want to throw a barbeque.

He stole the truck to loot the contents,

That's why I included "... and leaving the airbag turned on". But thanks for letting me know that his Corvette is exactly the same as every other Corvette ever made and he didn't have the option of putting the kid in the backseat. What other pearls of knowledge would you like to share?

Being California the courts will probably take his enrollment in rehab into consideration and dismiss the drunk driving charges. However, also being California, they'll probably have some serious deliberations over whether to give this guy life or the death penalty for having a child under 10-years old sitting in the…

I still can't figure out why Nissan felt compelled to redesign the sunroof into the shape of a Maxi Pad on the Maxima.

This sounds like an excellent service for parents who lend their teenager their car under the premise that they're headed to the library or to their friend's house for a study session. And my opinion has nothing to do with the new car service I just opened that allows kids to swap cars with me while they head to where…

Even though he mistook the pilot, I love that he used "stewardess" to identify a flight attendant. I love it even more that he used "stewardess" to identify a male flight attendant.

Don't forget that celebrities sometimes need to pay a little more for modifications. In Kobe's case he probably needed to move the driver's seat back to fit behind the wheel. In Eric Clapton's case, he may have opted for some child-proof locks on the windows.

I'll be even more annoyed at the attendant at my local NJ gas station when he gives back my credit card and pauses for a tip.

"the liberal Progressive Conservatives" = "the democratic Republicans"

Even the Glass-is-half-full crowd thinks this is b.s.

In my opinion, the Buster Brown edition of the 1994 Ford Bronco was just tasteless.

Americans won't stand for $3.58/gal gas prices.

Less horsepower, bigger brakes.

I'm assuming by the "Patriots Berry the Bears" t-shirt in the background, that this match was fought in a refugee camp for albino Africans.