Or Dany Heatley's foot.

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.

You'd think the NFL would be more focused on the task at hand and save this shit for later ... sorta like when you get a turtlehead at the urinal.

Dear NFL Prospect,

When reached for comment Bonhomme de Neige said Montreal fans are galvanized in their efforts to determine the correct racially-insensitive piece of fruit to throw at a Slovak while at the same time they wish Max a speedy recovery so that he can return to the Bell Centre to hear them boo his national anthem.

Gomez and Gionta looked like they were reminding Chara that they represent the Lollipop League.

The people of Qatar would have preferred the English used something a little less insensitive, such as a soccer ball in the middle of a swastika.

Wentworth.

Rutgers women's basketball, crazy hair styles, aggressive play, and a chick with the first name "Porch" ... I imagine a half-dozen executives at Fox Business News sitting on top of Don Imus right about now.

Plenty in the c, some in the a were what Elin listed as the grounds for divorce.

You'd think an arena full of grunting women on brooms might resemble a Jezebel mixer, but it's surprising how chub-inspiring this display can be ... especially if the Swedes are in contention.

Citing religious conspiracy, Hamas' reaction to the Catholics' intentions to go to Temple was to launch several rockets into Jerusalem.

So the Chinese can whip their kids into studying to beat us in math and science; they can exploit those tiny little fingers to sew Polo labels on our clothes and decimate our manufacturing industry; and they can chain their kids to a piano for the seemingly weekly opportunity to play Beethoven on Good Morning America;…

Most nights three shots on goal, no points, and a minus-4 are good enough for the game's third star at the Air Canada Centre.

Other notable things involving a pole in Florida - J.J., Thelma, and Michael.

Maybe the 3D refers to his cup size.

Joel Monaghan thinks that the only thing worse than not getting head from some bitch because you're thinking about some dude in Kit is getting head from some bitch while still in your kit.

Konopka: Wang just gave me shit for moon-righting. He knows I only throw lefts. Do you know what the hell he's talking about?

Hmph - let's see them beat a 7.

@David Hume: Whenever I hear a traffic report warning me to look out for black ice on the road I immediately lock my doors and keep my eyes peeled for brothers.