lol fair enough. Please note, I’m not actually making any demands.

Tom Brady destroyed his cellphone by dropping it into a tall glass filled with New Coke.

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Amen dude.
It’s easy for people to forget we’re finally stepping outside the Superman film mode where the only villain is Lex Luthor and that we’re finally getting a gray-suit Batman. And instead of a Batman origin, we’re getting a new take on him (in film) as a grizzle veteran. And there is finally a Wonder Woman.…

Wow. A lot of you should stop clicking on BvS articles. They have become an echo chamber of hate. It would be interesting, but every single comment is so utterly predictable.

I wish this article addressed whether or not it actually works and not just whether eating right and exercising works (which I already know I swear). I’m pretty busy/lazy and.. yeah. I mean. I just...........

Caity doesn’t work for Gawker anymore :(

I was so tempted.

That’s not actually how that works.

Yes, that’s right, “360 sixty degrees” ...

Windows 10 defies review.

Atlanta is the only place I’ve ever been where I could stand in one place, rotate 360 sixty degrees, and see four separate Waffle Houses.

I had been fixated on the fact that “three planes to London” included the return trip, but yes, this too.

Yes, but at least the DR has one to call out.

That Biermann video is fantastic and I watched three times.

This concludes the last thing any of us will read about the 2015-2016 Atlanta Falcons. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

I know it’s mentioned, but I can’t get past the Eugene Robinson thing. Like, the most important game of your life is the next day, so of course you go out and find a hooker.

Quick math: Deadspin had 17 articles on the Washington Football Team since the Super Bowl... at +/- 32k views each. By Washington Football Team accounting, that’s 9.25 million unique views! Not bad.

The team also explained that each article accrues the total unique visitor count of each site on which it appears. As an example, “if six articles on ESPN.com contain the specified search terms within the specified timeframe, the website’s unique visitor count (and accompanying value) is multiplied by six.”