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At least Nicolas Cage looks like he’s enjoying himself playing these ridiculous roles in terrible movies, and chews up the scenery for our amusement. Sandler just kind of phones it in for the paycheck.

Just look at the character he played in Funny People. He absolutely knows what he’s doing and he is capable of better roles (Punch Drunk Love, and goddamn it I enjoyed The Wedding Singer), but he’s in this for the paycheck. Him and Nicolas Cage.

You know I forget Grandma’s Boy is one of his productions because it’s funny and he’s not in it nor is Rob Schneidly or Paul Blart.

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were good...................... hello? Anyone?
*retreats into the nothingness from whence he came*

My friend told me this story about his brother in law running into Jay Cutler on a weekday morning downtown.

I love that a Bears fan is hassling Drew for their WYTS article not being critical enough.

It’s almost like the NFL decided they needed their own version of 500 Days of Kristin.

Wow. 5 picks and the score was only 10-6? We might have to bring this back for why the 49ers suck.

2 nice things to say about the Bears: 1. Walter Payton was pretty sweet in Tecmo Bowl. 2. Sometimes Jay Cutler does a good job of tackling after he throws interceptions.

I'm from New Orleans, a city that was trashed by a hurricane 10 years ago, and Chicago's beloved Mike Ditka was the absolute worst disaster to ever befall my city.

You totally should have made Samer do the writeup.

needs more cigarette

In 2007, I was 25, and stationed at Naval Station Great Lakes. Through the Navy, I finally got an opportunity to watch my first Bears game at Soldier Field, field level seats and all. A dream come true for a lifelong Bears fan. I went, and watched A.P. rush for 225/ 3 td’s vs the reigning NFC champ defense and watched

My favorite player on the bears is Jay Cutler, why you may ask? I have no fucking clue. The guy is a Grade A Dick Face. I have his jersey, and support him in my hourly arguments about how “he really isn’t that bad.” And for what? Probably because I am from Chicago and grew up watching the shitty cubs like my ancestors

+20% nicer.

Drew you somehow managed to talk about the Chicago Bears QB without mentioning Kristin Cavallari. I’m afraid there is no longer a place for you here at Gawker Media.

The Bears MNF game was the only time all season last year where the Saints looked like the video game Saints of old. Chicago’s O-line should’ve been arrested for attempted murder, but the cops hate Cutler too. At one point, I swear to God on a replay you could see Cutler sigh and read his lips as saying “fuck me”

I like Cutler, but I think part of it is that he clearly doesn’t give a shit about exuding LEADERSHIP and all that. I do wish he would be more consistent, and I will forever hold out hope that he will. Because he really is the best Bears quarterback as far as talent goes that I’ve ever been around for.

Let’s not forget, Cutler once anonymously purchased an un-bid lot from a charity auction and gave it to his son: a signed Jay Cutler ball.