Uh, what? When have I ever endorsed British colonialism? Colonialists can get fucked, too.

No one will believe me, but I promise this has nothing whatsoever to do with any new Gawker Media policy. We left the name out because, between the two of us, neither Marchman nor I felt like publishing it would make us feel better about Cecil the lion’s killing.

This is awful, but I want to note that the url is “deadspin.com/dipshit-midwestern-dentist-identified-as-cecil-the-lion,” which would be SO much better. Damn it.

“The tooth will come out.”

Supersweet100 is a racist Gawker troll. May I suggest dismissing and denying him the attention he so desperately craves?

I did the scrub once. Once. My two friends told me I was a wimp, but I checked a couple times to make sure I wasn’t bleeding. I wasn’t. It was fine. Afterwards.

Will Smith would most likely only be adequate at Kinja.

This is exactly how you end up living with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel Air.

There’s no good place for my mom and me to get naked together. We aren’t cool like that.

The shooting happened in 2010.

A minor point, but it’s really weird to me that failing calculus would keep her from graduating high school. At my school, calculus was not required and while failing might jeopardize college acceptance, it would not stop someone from graduating. Such an advanced class usually isn’t a requirement.

That’s confusing me as well, a timeline would be nice for those of us too lazy to look into it.

Wait, I’m confused. How is she now 28? If she fooled the parents for 2 years after pretending to graduate from high school, she would be around twenty. Unless she lived with their restrictions and planned the murder for several years...? Someone please help me out.

I am sadly not surprised. The Saints are trying to get themselves above reproach and Galette has had multiple domestic violence charges/ rumors (even before the 2013 video came up).

Junior Galette would probably be very good at Kinja.

If Tampa wasn’t scared off of Winston, I doubt this could get them to bail.

Wow he belted that one out of the park.

I told my supervisor at the Playboy Club what he did to me, and you know what she said to me? She said: ‘You do know that that’s Hefner’s best friend, right?’ I said, ‘Yes.’ She says to me: ‘Nobody’s going to believe you. I suggest you shut your mouth.’

Not all of them by a long shot. Just the ones who he couldn’t threaten into silence. I’m sure Cosby’s actual number of victims is probably in the 100’s. He’s likely been doing this since he was a teenager. He’s 78, that’s 60+ years of victimizing.