I am sure it is heartbreaking. To be in 3 SB’s with arguably the 2 greatest QB’s in history and not walk away with a championship...especially when you let 1 slip through your fingers, literally. Especially when you watch Tom Brady win with your understudy, Julian Edelman. That being said, he outplayed expectations…

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

The technical difficulty was that the batteries ran out on Drew’s equipment, which nuked our audio files from his end, and that we then redid the podcast and the batteries ran out on my equipment, which nuked them from mine, at which point we said, “Fuck it.”

Actual conversations I’ve had:

thinks batman being a genius and can out think anybody is horseshit. then proceeds to talk about superman and his kryptonian technology which batman can only dream about

Batman is a choad. He si supposed to be such a genius that he can out think anybody. Horseshit. The worst thing is Superman has access to Kryptonian Technology that Batman can only dream about. That would include a Kryptonian antichoad machine. (didn’t know they had that did ya?)

three different people responded “indubitably” within a minute of each other good hustle guys

So good: “favorite Sexy Jesus Assassin”

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The heat factor is the main thing keeping me away from this stuff. On large scale it contributes to the urban heat island making the whole neighborhood hotter as well.

It’s true! I’m not ten years old. And when I was, I thought Batman was a dingus and comics were dingus-books.

Let’s list the canon powers of Superman to my knowledge:

This article makes a very compelling argument as to why he is one though. I can never see Batman the same way again.

“I have a kid who plays back here.”

Here’s my backyard which is mostly succulents. I have a kid who plays back here. We don’t miss the lawn. The park’s grass is better anyway. Here are some more reasons not to turn to Astroturf (including some drought-friendly lawn-like alternatives).

You also inevitably end up having to wash fake grass with water, especially if you have pets. It’s outside, it gets dirty and raking/leaf blowing alone won’t do the trick. I’m sure it uses substantially less water than real grass, but landscaping with native plants is way better.

We don’t, because DC is garbage.

Dude, we fucking go to the mat over minor differences in superhero costumes over there. Something this provocative will probably cause a fire at Gawker’s server-farm.