I am sure it is heartbreaking. To be in 3 SB’s with arguably the 2 greatest QB’s in history and not walk away with a championship...especially when you let 1 slip through your fingers, literally. Especially when you watch Tom Brady win with your understudy, Julian Edelman. That being said, he outplayed expectations…

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

The technical difficulty was that the batteries ran out on Drew’s equipment, which nuked our audio files from his end, and that we then redid the podcast and the batteries ran out on my equipment, which nuked them from mine, at which point we said, “Fuck it.”

Actual conversations I’ve had:

thinks batman being a genius and can out think anybody is horseshit. then proceeds to talk about superman and his kryptonian technology which batman can only dream about

Batman is a choad. He si supposed to be such a genius that he can out think anybody. Horseshit. The worst thing is Superman has access to Kryptonian Technology that Batman can only dream about. That would include a Kryptonian antichoad machine. (didn’t know they had that did ya?)

three different people responded “indubitably” within a minute of each other good hustle guys

So good: “favorite Sexy Jesus Assassin”

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It’s true! I’m not ten years old. And when I was, I thought Batman was a dingus and comics were dingus-books.

Let’s list the canon powers of Superman to my knowledge:

This article makes a very compelling argument as to why he is one though. I can never see Batman the same way again.

We don’t, because DC is garbage.

The funny thing is that the writer seems to have missed the point that Batman decides to become a vigilante, instead of entrusting the city’s safety to the police, because the justice system is entirely corrupt and the criminals themselves basically run that gig.

No, he’s calling Ben Affleck’s version of Batman a choad, which is 100% accurate.

I know that Batman would beat Superman. So there, smartyboots.

Dude, we fucking go to the mat over minor differences in superhero costumes over there. Something this provocative will probably cause a fire at Gawker’s server-farm.

I AGREE