They’ve done that so many times in the past with questionable posts, and they could have here, just holding back on the “executive at Conde Nast” detail so it wouldn’t be obvious. Unfortunately, I fear the Conde Nast detail was the driving force in posting.

In a later development Sharyn Evans of Duluth, Minn. has opened a freestyle crawl league in which all scoots, shimmies, sashays and slides are applicable. Her twins Blaine and Bryndyn are set to compete in the Split Zygote Division against Sasha and Henry Johanneson of Stillwater.
Addendum - Conjoined Twins, by not…

It's okay. You can still adopt.

If you look at the numbers, it’s clear Berkley has been doping for months. This calls for an asterisk in the books at the very least.

Crawl so hard.

Wouldn’t want to switch places with her. In fact, Minnesota would be the last place I’d want to be as a ten-month old with a proclivity for breaking rules.

Tremendous inauguration of the “THIS COUNTS AS SPORTS” tag, Draper. Kudos.

I too had my pitchfork out and was upset about the original post and how it was handled. I felt resignations were in order, and I think they were needed. But as a pretty dedicated reader of Gawker/deadspin, it was obvious Tommy was a fantastic editor, and beloved by his staff. But that’s also what threw me for such a…

“In trying to reconcile my emotions as a reader with the thoughts and feelings shared by you and many of the other writers, I feel like I get a better sense of who Craggs is and why he chose to go out this way. I still wish that there was an apology and a better explanation for the original article, but the pitchfork…

It’s like that time the NYPD stopped arresting people and writing tickets because they got their feels hurt.

the only thing better than these WYTS, is the hate mail they generate from fans who take their team way too seriously.

Why Your Team Sucks is back, and, honestly, I’m happy. I can see the light at the end of this miserable, football-less tunnel.

Thank you, Sweet Baby Jesus. Gregg is gone, Craggs is gone (:( THE CURSE OF THE DOUBLE Gs), but football is coming.

Thanks for providing some content for the websites today Drew. I know you had this written probably weeks ago, but everyone else seems to have taken today off.

Why your team sucks is back! YASSSSSSS!!!

Most people hate to think that the same person is capable of both profound kindness and something far baser, often over the course of the same day. We’re hardwired to want everything to be simple, when life never is.

/pours out basket of breadsticks
//keeps pouring
///keeps pouring
////keeps pouring

This is a good story and the sentiments are laudable and understandable. But nobody is laying mushroom clouds on Gawker. Somebody inside Gawker's own office did that when they hit “Publish” thinking they were laying a mushroom cloud on Conde Nast.

I have read TKAMB at least a dozen times—a number of times during my own education (throughout middle school, high school, and college), and then a number of times during my brief career teaching 8th grade language arts. I’ve never enjoyed the narrative, or the story, or the characters, or really anything about it…

This was never a mystery to me. There was no way Atticus Finch couldn’t be a racist. EVERYONE was racist at that time. Just because you believed in the rule of law doesn’t mean you believe in equality.