Yes, that’s right, “360 sixty degrees” ...

Atlanta is the only place I’ve ever been where I could stand in one place, rotate 360 sixty degrees, and see four separate Waffle Houses.

“All crucial decisions made in the Atlanta area are made with the goal of avoiding traffic, and then failing to avoid that traffic.”

I had been fixated on the fact that “three planes to London” included the return trip, but yes, this too.

Yes, but at least the DR has one to call out.

That Biermann video is fantastic and I watched three times.

Haha. Can’t believe they got London confused with Dorne. Idiots.

This concludes the last thing any of us will read about the 2015-2016 Atlanta Falcons. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

I know it’s mentioned, but I can’t get past the Eugene Robinson thing. Like, the most important game of your life is the next day, so of course you go out and find a hooker.

Quick math: Deadspin had 17 articles on the Washington Football Team since the Super Bowl... at +/- 32k views each. By Washington Football Team accounting, that’s 9.25 million unique views! Not bad.

The team also explained that each article accrues the total unique visitor count of each site on which it appears. As an example, “if six articles on ESPN.com contain the specified search terms within the specified timeframe, the website’s unique visitor count (and accompanying value) is multiplied by six.”

My friend told me this story about his brother in law running into Jay Cutler on a weekday morning downtown.

2 nice things to say about the Bears: 1. Walter Payton was pretty sweet in Tecmo Bowl. 2. Sometimes Jay Cutler does a good job of tackling after he throws interceptions.

I'm from New Orleans, a city that was trashed by a hurricane 10 years ago, and Chicago's beloved Mike Ditka was the absolute worst disaster to ever befall my city.

needs more cigarette

In 2007, I was 25, and stationed at Naval Station Great Lakes. Through the Navy, I finally got an opportunity to watch my first Bears game at Soldier Field, field level seats and all. A dream come true for a lifelong Bears fan. I went, and watched A.P. rush for 225/ 3 td’s vs the reigning NFC champ defense and watched…

The Bears MNF game was the only time all season last year where the Saints looked like the video game Saints of old. Chicago’s O-line should’ve been arrested for attempted murder, but the cops hate Cutler too. At one point, I swear to God on a replay you could see Cutler sigh and read his lips as saying “fuck me”…

I like Cutler, but I think part of it is that he clearly doesn’t give a shit about exuding LEADERSHIP and all that. I do wish he would be more consistent, and I will forever hold out hope that he will. Because he really is the best Bears quarterback as far as talent goes that I’ve ever been around for.

Let’s not forget, Cutler once anonymously purchased an un-bid lot from a charity auction and gave it to his son: a signed Jay Cutler ball.