He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

2) Leaving

[9:21 AM] Burneko: On another note, do you like Guacemole? You’re gonna wanna check out my new Guac recipe. I put watermelon in it, and a bay leaf. It’s outta sight my man.

[9:22AM] Kyle: Fucking go fuck yourself.

A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. Time to attack the day.

Day: What the fuck did I do?

Different than what?

You become an anti-vaxxer? ;P

Entirely unnecessary, too, because Desi Arnaz wasn’t especially dark.

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

So here I am, looking at Jezebel on my lunch hour, then I come across this article, and I’m like

BITCH, HAVE A FUCKING SEAT.

Ex Machina should’ve been a great movie, but was made merely decent by its execrable final 30 minutes, which just take everything interesting the movie was doing, and throw it away in favor of a bland, generic, and utterly expected ending.

I regret that I can click that ‘recommend’ star but once. Instead, may I offer Rambo-keet as a token of my admiration.

If you leave the brim sticker on your hat, you’re a douchebag. Thanks for making it easier for us to spot you.

The line for the Texas State game just went down from -66 to -61 due to likely first quarter suspension.

I’m sure no one will point out that the woman deserved the punch because she appeared to graze his shoulder. Nope there will not be a bunch of neanderthal’s saying this was self defense. Nope that will not happen.

If any of you say he had the right to do that, I hope you get syphilis.