Swimming pools can be unsafe for children. That’s why the AAP has made a statement that swimming pools should have fences around them.

Ugh, you and me both. I used to love and adore everyone in my extended family and spending time with them. Now I’m just a stress ball waiting for someone to light the inevitable Religion and Politics powder keg whenever we are all together. I'm getting good at slipping out of rooms unnoticed.

I got into a legitimate debate w my cousin’s future husband this weekend about why it’s not fucking okay for him to say “n*gga” (he is white, I am white, our whole family is white af) even though there are no black people at our family gathering.

I was practically accosted last week by a co-worker who was absolutely incensed that “The Dukes of Hazard” reruns were being taken off the air due to the confederate flag painted on the car in the show. I was taken aback by his rage. People are nuts.

As a non-American my understanding of the arguments around the Confederate (Battle) Flag go like this -

That may seem like a strange decision, but Jordan will have two things going for him in Dallas—a more prominent role in the offense...

The Republican Primary:

Chris Christie is what The Penguin would have looked like if his parents didn’t abandon him down a sewer as a child.

While some of us work and can still sit on the computer all day.

You libs can say what you want about Mitt Romney. He has Mario Kart, Goldeneye, and his dad gave us the whole basement.

Chris Christie is in the National Lampoon Vacation remake.

It’s not the weight, it’s the compulsion to draw attention to his unfortunate shape by hoisting his belt up around the largest section of his diameter. Lower your pants, sir. Also: pleats?!?!? Come on now.

Wait - what?

Chris Christie needs a makeover. His pants are too high or something.

I have to agree wholeheartedly with you. What is the point of restricting a sport so ALL the cars run the exact same? In its infancy the guy with the fastest car won the race. If I seriously want to watch 30 or more cars going the same speed inches apart I can simply go for a drive on my local interstate highway.…

Does any state have safe haven for moody teenagers? How late do these laws go to?

My mom left my 6 year old brother on the side of the road in the rockie mountains once and told him he should stop complaining because complaining attracts bears. Then drive right off. Because that’s how parents in the 70’s rolled.

I haven’t seen this show because it strikes me that kidnapping with a side of sexual assault/abuse is a positively bizarre choice for the premise of a comedy show.