Immediately what I thought too when it started describing long hallways leading nowhere and strange growling sounds.

Saving this gif forever and ever.

Didn't come from Rocksteady. Warner put a mostly untested third party dev on the PC port.

Fucking goddamn right, Jia.

My church is such a big part of my life. Being there is as comfortable as home for me. I can’t imagine how violated I would feel if I found out someone had set fire to it.

The “eight weeks” rumor comes from someone scraping the game’s Steam DB profile. When a game shows up on Steam’s database, however, does not directly imply when a game started development. It simply reveals when Steam integration has been brought into the game, so it’s a completely unreliable metric when it comes to…

Because I'm 2 for 3 [humblebrag!], I would have to agree w/ you - right around 25% of kids are getting with it on prom night. However, the better question is what is the average time for each session? I'm going w/ 74 seconds.

For the last decade of his life, my grandfather recieved nearly 100% of his nourishment from a small rotation of restaurants he would frequent for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I am forever grateful to the wait staff of those 5 or 6 restaurants who for at least 10 years would read the same few newspaper clippings he…

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For some reason, this makes me think of the time I nearly wrecked my car. I was oogling this 6’4”-ish black man who was ALL muscles. He was striding manfully down the street in Cookie Monster pajama bottoms, bunny slippers and a wife beater. I could not tear my eyes away from him.

Oh man, we went out for a (rare) extended family dinner to a Chinese restaurant one (note: North American Chinese restaurant, had we taken my grandma to a real Chinese restaurant she’d have flipped her shit).

Don’t you hate places that just let in anyone. Also, this is one of the many reasons I never made it in customer service. If someone complained about someone else making racist comments towards their children my first response isn’t, “Hey, let’s give the racist free stuff.”

This is like how customers at the movie theater used to helpfully tell me to “just hit rewind on the VCR” when something would go wrong with the movie and we’d have to cut the film and jump forward. We literally had to start keeping pictures of what our projection systems looked like to convince these people that…

I once shorted a man a nickel, you would’ve thought I just ran over his grandchildren with a car made out of Matlock episodes.

My grandmother meant well, but also had no filters, especially as she got very VERY old. She would approach random black families in restaurants we went to to say “I just want to say that it is very good that you are eating here. “ and walk away. It was because she remembered segregated restaurants, but I don’t think…

Your grandmother sounds like a complete badass.

I got in the habit of pre-warming coffee cups by filling them with hot water and letting them sit while I prepped the cream/sugar/spoon setup, then dumping out the hot water and pouring in the coffee. That seemed to prevent about 80% of cold coffee complaints. For the other 20% who still sent it back, I’d microwave…

...that’s not cocktail sauce at all then. More like a lame fry sauce.

The woman then said “I don’t eat anything pureed”—apparently her reason for needing whole potatoes.

First: people who leave one-cent tips who don’t have dementia or something that makes them unaware that’s a dick move need to have that lone, pathetic penny shoved where the sun don’t shine.