“Racial imbalances do not always disfavor minorities. Just look at the NBA, where the majority of the physical labor is performed by black people, but the ownership is almost exclusively white. Wait, what was my point?”

My two favorite things are the NBA and housing discrimination. And kicking puppies - Donald Sterling

Smoot

[Me, shouting] “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
[Wife] “Wait, when’s Adam and Steve then?”
[Me] “August”
[Wife] “Alright, I’ll just pick up two cards then”

So does this also mean that since hunting animals for sport is legal, we’re already one step closer to being able to legally hunt humans? Because if so, I call dibs on this guy.

This would never have happened on team from 10 years ago. THAT Vikings squad knew all about love. And seamanship, for that matter.

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

Luckily for this guy, there is definitely a fundamental right to be a complete asshole on Twitter.

If you think the purpose of movie reviews is to affect how well they do at the box office, you have somehow wildly misunderstood them. They’re pieces of criticism that stand on their own to discuss what the reviewer thinks of the movie. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. That’s all they’re supposed to do.

Right. But you stated that her opinion was based on a “cool-guy status” and that she chose that food item because she knew she would hate it and would never admit to liking a chain restaurant food item. This is demonstrably false.

Yikes! Ignorance works out well in some situations, but not this one.

500 million? Try 50 million. Somebody has to be serious, why not him?

Caity didn’t hate TGI Friday’s and she loved Mozzeralla sticks, although those ones were subpar.

I like the idea of pearl rings, but in that setting the stone looks pretty vulnerable.

It’s a crying Shane she started fucking with her face. She really didn’t need any work up there (maaaaaaybe her nose, but not whatever she’s had jammed into her mug.)

By your measure a slumlord is an American success story.

“A Million Ways to Die in the West”

Even the trailers were full of recycled Family Guy jokes. If the best the movie has is a random collection of 10 year old jokes... yikes.

Will, when you see a movie you really don’t like, do you actively work to make sure you don’t give any misleading pull quotes within sentences? Like, do you try to make sure not to say something like “if 1,000 things had been different, this could have been a really awesome movie!” to make sure the studio doesn’t put…

Seth McFarlane is also apparently my first boyfriend. He once walked through a party changing the words to Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” to “I did it all for the bookie, so you can take those bets, and stick up up your...” until someone finally gave his terrible joke a little nod, then he proceeded to laugh like he was a…