I just picture Jerramy Stevens slipping on one of Hope’s roller skates.

I assume he thinks he is going to be indicted and wants to move to a country without an extradition agreement with the U.S. as soon as possible.

Funny, I thought he was President back in 2001...

gif party?

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Right click view page source reveals this!

*Cocks Lincolns Repeater* ...... I swear to god Jason... April was last month.....

Then why is Chad Kroeger not in jail?

this is the most hysterical nitpick of all time

Yesterday, FIFA announced that Jerome Valcke will not attend Saturday’s opening of the Women’s World Cup in Edmonton, “due to the current situation.”

This is genius. South Africa didn't want to be a part of a bribe, so they had FIFA bribe themselves.

It’s almost as if FIFA thought because there was a paper trail it would make it legitimate.

I really hope Jack Warner has an Onion article to dispute this. The truth must be heard.

Paper trail for a god damn bribe? This must’ve been the easiest fucking investigation the Justice Department has ever undertaken. They probably have interns doing most of the work.

These photos and videos are just staggering. It’s like they’re going out of their way to give everyone the impression that they are a volcano-dwelling legion of evil.

I wonder if Caitlyn’s personal aesthetic will be bombshell, or if that was the VF stylist’s idea. Personal style is something that evolves, it’s a lot to figure out on a public stage. (Take a moment and think about some of the outfits that you thought were great ideas when you were 13, 16, 20) Of course, that’s why…

She actually also said:

Even many of the people working on it didn’t know the secret. Vanity Fair’s Style Director Jessica Diehl even told her staff of stylists that they were dressing Barbra Streisand because “I just couldn’t think of anyone tall. And I don’t even know if Barbra Streisand is tall, but in my mind she was tall.”