The real question is can Emma Stone play me?

Or put in a pool that is only 6” deep rather than 6’. You still get the landscaping benefit with considerably less water.

I like getting trailers for other HBO shows on HBO Go. I see no reason why I wouldn’t like getting trailers for other Netflix programming either.

yeah, as i said in the post:

lol yeah like “emma could totally be half-asian”

You’re welcome and YOU NEED TO.

I live in NYC. I’m from the area. I lived upstate for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t propagate the use of flip flops, and I won’t make fun of you for being a godless hippie with rancid feet with no respect for your surroundings.

I don’t know what the fuck those monstrosities are in the image, but these are the only sandals you need in this world.

Oh the soundtrack was glorious. My favorite part was when the totally pointless daughter is contemplating suicide on too of a bridge and just stops to answer her phone casually.

Okay, I thought it was funny because they K’s are always doing this whole glamour thing and clearly Caitlyn picked up tips and is killing it. It’s funny to me because I’m sure they are all rooting for her, at the same time Kris seems like she cannot take the spotlight not being on her and it’s refreshing for Caitlyn…

I TOO LOVED LEFT BEHIND, HAHA. The funniest thing about it is that there is not one second in which a cheesy song is not playing in the background, I feel like it must be Tim Lahaye’s son’s band or something.

Pausing for a second to contemplate the fact that TMZ’s hardball tactics could have led to Jenner’s suicide. This is not fun and games, this is dangerous stuff. I’m glad she made it through, and I join to chorus of congratulations.

On receiving a call from TMZ in 2013 about her tracheal shave:

THE PINNACLE OF A STORIED CAREER.

You got it!

I honestly can’t wrap my brain around the concept of a movie this offensively bad getting made. And I sat through Left Behind. Granted, I was super baked, and loved every ridiculous second, but Aloha doesn’t even have the saving grace of a good hate-watch. It’s just insulting to its viewers to assume we wouldn't…

For everyone commenting with anecdotes about their Hapa friends/relatives/dog walkers/random persons: NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

She is also part Hawaiian, which I think (since it was used in the same line as describing her as a quarter Chinese) is supposed to mean ethnically, and most Hawaiian people are not as white-looking as Emma Stone because they’re Polynesian/PI. Genetics are freaky, yeah, but I don’t think Hollywood needs anyone to play…

I've been disappointed in her since the beginning of the series. She's the "Betty Draper" of GOT for me (if you are a Mad Men fan). I don't know why sub-par acting is acceptable in a prestige drama if the actress is "pretty". Surely, there are actresses who are talented and attractive who would gladly accept a TV…