a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

That guy never wanted to be married in Iowa anyway, he wants to be to be famous in Hollywood. He is dumb as rocks and has zero personality, but he’s pretty hot, so I see a bright future for him here in LA.

Honestly I actually enjoy watching Entourage in a head-shaking, “these people are all terrible human beings”-type way.

That’s exactly what I thought. Then when they announced the movie people started talking about it and a few interviews came out that made it clear that creators see it as wish-fulfillment, which sucks! I guess I had given it too much credit as well.

Tomorrow’s news: On the strength of his Entourage profile, Drew Magary is offered full editorial control of Grantland. “We never thought it would be possible to secure such a seamless transition, honestly,” said John Skipper.

The candidate I worked for is running again.

Wait it’s real?? Huh. I don’t love that, but it’s not like it ruined the viewing experience so I guess it’s ok? I had no idea.

* Piven: “I don’t get In-N-Out like everybody else does.” It’s the no-bacon policy, man. They gotta offer bacon.

I will not apologize for the fact I like Entourage...but y’know I am sorry...and ashamed.

* On the show’s treatment of women:

“They [the characters] are not assholes. They’re not misogynistic. They’re pretty nice—much nicer to women than my real-life friends.”

And here I thought Magary would be writing GQ’s summer fashion issue. #StripedPolo

Eh, he shot 13 free-throws. The refs called plenty of fouls.

naw, it’s crunchy and blue with a touch of velveteen sandiness, and it’s wavy light-up copper kitty - see, nonsense words lol

Sounds like you have a fat personality to me. /s

“A slim personality”

It’s definitely, definitely spelled “psych.” See also “psych out.” I mean, it’s the whole point of the pun in the title of the TV show Psych.

“Sike” is what the dumb kids thought they were saying.