a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

That guy never wanted to be married in Iowa anyway, he wants to be to be famous in Hollywood. He is dumb as rocks and has zero personality, but he’s pretty hot, so I see a bright future for him here in LA.

Honestly I actually enjoy watching Entourage in a head-shaking, “these people are all terrible human beings”-type way.

That’s exactly what I thought. Then when they announced the movie people started talking about it and a few interviews came out that made it clear that creators see it as wish-fulfillment, which sucks! I guess I had given it too much credit as well.

Tomorrow’s news: On the strength of his Entourage profile, Drew Magary is offered full editorial control of Grantland. “We never thought it would be possible to secure such a seamless transition, honestly,” said John Skipper.

The candidate I worked for is running again.

Wait it’s real?? Huh. I don’t love that, but it’s not like it ruined the viewing experience so I guess it’s ok? I had no idea.

* Piven: “I don’t get In-N-Out like everybody else does.” It’s the no-bacon policy, man. They gotta offer bacon.

I will not apologize for the fact I like Entourage...but y’know I am sorry...and ashamed.

* On the show’s treatment of women:

“They [the characters] are not assholes. They’re not misogynistic. They’re pretty nice—much nicer to women than my real-life friends.”

And here I thought Magary would be writing GQ’s summer fashion issue. #StripedPolo

Eh, he shot 13 free-throws. The refs called plenty of fouls.

I’m glad Spuds Mackenzie is enjoying his retirement.

"who's disgusting baseball chin is this?"

Fuck this, we should have dogs play in the field in uniform and everything, not sitting in the stands. or they should’ve only let dogs in, no people. or they should let dogs play the all-star game and let it count for WS home advantage, too. this was a missed opportunity.

I imagine these Bark in the Park promotional days are annoying as hell for the ballpark custodial staff, but damned if I don’t think they’re the coolest recurring promotions in recent baseball history.

This is a town that allows people to sell Skyline “chili.” They probably put ketchup on hot dogs, too.

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!