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Anything's a K name if you're kreative enough.

I was JUST THINKING THAT. My best friend has been transitioning for years and literally JUST got the paperwork to get on HRT. Bruce has been doing this on the down low for a very long time, me thinks....

I feel absolutely no pity for “Justin” - he’s awful and got what he deserved. Read the (terrible) buzzfeed article if you don’t hate yourself for clicking on it. Justin made up a grand story about having met Leah at a bar, having hung out with her loads of times. He made up a wild fish story to dump Sonja.

Seriously. I’d rather be shaped like a bagel than wear those tacky prints.

That’s what I was thinking as soon as I read that he left his girlfriend for her. What a dick, and kind of serves him right. She was harrassing the gf on twitter while Justin was still with her. Why would you give two seconds to a person saying nasty things about your partner? However “Leah Palmer” sounds like a

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The minute someone says their webcam is broken, run away.

The article glosses over it, but I would argue one of the biggest victims here is Ruth. Catfishing sucks, there is no doubt - but Ruth has had someone seriously stalking her life and endangering her - imagine if a jilted boyfriend managed to track down Ruth thinking she was Leah, and got violent!

I guess the part of this story that freaks me out the most is the fact that Ruth Palmer refuses to think about the fact that it. is. one. of. her. friends. “Oh, they would never do that”.... um, they did. SMALL POOL OF SUSPECTS. LET THE GAME OF CLUE BEGIN.

If my dude Manti Teo taught America anything, FOR GODS SAKE ASK TO FACETIME BEFORE CALLING SOMEONE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

My next box of tampons, which could potentially be my last will read “See ya wouldn’t want to be ya”

I don’t think there is a regional emphasis, but basic white women sure do love this brand. Eh.

I’m guessing it means “Didn’t make it to the Hamptons/Hollywood Tans/spray professional and I’m a beached whale”? Though the offensive potential is unlimited.

I can think of 56 things right now that would taste better than skinny feels, starting with sharing this pizza with this BAMF kitteh.

Yeah, the tweet says on the fridge, but the caption actually “an employee’s personal illustrations at her cubicle” which is much sadder.

I may be a “carb face,” but at least I don’t design day-glo acid trip reject fabric sacks.

oops pic didn’t come out very well. It’s a gold ring that says “guacamole”

for the knowledge of anyone who is coming down here as a lilly fan to be upset, let me say, this is a post about the brand’s very deliberately calibrated identity, not about any woman in particular who wears it. i’m from the country club south and know there are plenty of ladies out there who (1) do not fear