Kyle! You blogged!

that is the second best Surf and Turf story I have ever heard. Fortunately, the first goes to me.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Besides that, it’s owned and operated by Doctor’s Associates, Inc.

I wrote a response to this.

I’m sorry Mr. Cohen, but I need to ask you to rewrite your homework assignment in a way that contains a pun, a whiff of irony, or something remotely funny. Or was a pun intended?

Your last pun was, what, 6 days ago? This one came just in time. 7 days without a pun makes one weak.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

Oh, pastrami. Last year I found a bombass recipe for brussel sprouts with roasted pastrami and assumed that since you were supposed to sautee the meat with butter before roasting everything, that pastrami could be found in a raw form. This here black shiksa went to not one, but TWO deli counters asking for raw…

I think that VS managed to position itself as the classy lingerie mall brand that was innocent enough for everyone while still being sexy - but FOH was regarded as trashy and a bit silly.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

7. Chip Kelly is a mole from the Cowboys

Evangelic Boogaloo.

Apparently God is a deadspin reader & commenter

In case anyone else was curious:

I can't deal with people from Los Angeles. I often hear people extolling the benefits of living in LA but as a person not from LA, I haven't encountered one yet that doesn't absolutely annoy the fuck out of me when they speak.

Now replace "smoking to relax" with "working out to relax" or "taking a hot bath to relax" or "listening to music to relax" or "gardening to relax."

I wouldn't have been able to pull off the social part of heading a corp had I not self-medicated myself.

"CEO of a large corporation in EVE."