I’m no NFL defender, but can we really put it in the same sphere as these corrupt organizations? I mean...IOC and FIFA destroy countries and take bribes (not mention FIFA refs likely rigging matches), NCAA makes millions on the backs of unpaid labor, and I don’t know what F1 does but I’m sure they suck.

I heard something too about the WWE being fixed.

Inspired by you, I just tweeted, In light of today’s arrests, #FIFA needs to delay its elections and #RelieveBlatter.

Thank you.

My only question is, how do we get “#RelieveBlatter” trending? It’s too good. How did nobody think of this yet?

I’m glad Spuds Mackenzie is enjoying his retirement.

"who's disgusting baseball chin is this?"

Fuck this, we should have dogs play in the field in uniform and everything, not sitting in the stands. or they should’ve only let dogs in, no people. or they should let dogs play the all-star game and let it count for WS home advantage, too. this was a missed opportunity.

I imagine these Bark in the Park promotional days are annoying as hell for the ballpark custodial staff, but damned if I don’t think they’re the coolest recurring promotions in recent baseball history.

This is a town that allows people to sell Skyline “chili.” They probably put ketchup on hot dogs, too.

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!

Seriously. I’d rather be shaped like a bagel than wear those tacky prints.

I am a middle school teacher. We had EIGHT KIDS across three different incidents in the office for literally screaming at this idiotic bullshit today.

I don’t think there is a regional emphasis, but basic white women sure do love this brand. Eh.

I’m guessing it means “Didn’t make it to the Hamptons/Hollywood Tans/spray professional and I’m a beached whale”? Though the offensive potential is unlimited.

I can think of 56 things right now that would taste better than skinny feels, starting with sharing this pizza with this BAMF kitteh.

Yeah, the tweet says on the fridge, but the caption actually “an employee’s personal illustrations at her cubicle” which is much sadder.

I may be a “carb face,” but at least I don’t design day-glo acid trip reject fabric sacks.

oops pic didn’t come out very well. It’s a gold ring that says “guacamole”

for the knowledge of anyone who is coming down here as a lilly fan to be upset, let me say, this is a post about the brand’s very deliberately calibrated identity, not about any woman in particular who wears it. i’m from the country club south and know there are plenty of ladies out there who (1) do not fear…