IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?!?!?! OH GOD, THANK YOU!

Are you implying that they're not quite there yet?

They should keep the washed-out look. I prefer my films to all look like 2nd generation vhs copies of Lifetime movies.

NOPE. THIS is heartbreaking.
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I believe you mean "Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski." Thank you.

*AHEM* Sesame Workshop-related! The Muppets are a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPERTY owned by DisneyCorp!

Sex *and* fun? Nah. Sounds like a lot of trouble.

Oh . . . right . . . Jim Carrey can be funny when he's trying. I'd forgotten all about that.

I can only hope that his casket is hidden at the funeral and you have to lift a number of flaps to find it.

I hope the release of Cyclops #1 gives Dan McCoy a much-needed ego boost.

Their inability to transition from Belushi to Ventura is hilarious.

You apparently never played it in an Aladdin's Castle circa 1981.

This . . . this is pretty much EXACTLY the order I discovered The Mountain Goats in. Creeeeeeeeepy.

What about "Fat," Weird Al's thoughtful follow-up to "Eat It" that soberly chronicles the consequences of a life spent eating it?

Celebrate the spirit of The LEGO Movie by building EXACTLY WHAT IT SHOWS IN THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS, GODDAMMIT!

I'm hard-pressed to believe anyone from the UK would ever have any reason to mention Kentucky in casual conversation.

Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on HOLD ON!

Now that I know the expression "Fannibal" exists . . . I kinda never want to watch Hannibal again.

Should have had her accepted at Grinnell.

America, you have your Maisie Williams!