Damn if I don't quote that sketch ever chance I get.

Lift with the LEGS, Hercules!

Jesus is my Ghost Driver.

Just this hilarious oddball. Also a Jock, and the girls would literally swoon over him. But he was obviously fighting about his sexuality. My friend Dave hit on him nonstop. He and Lee Pace.

I knew him in high school. He was then, and will always be, a dreamboat. He was a complete spaz in high school, but a dreamy one.

Wait . . . Demolition Man was just a bad Dredd movie? I hate that . . . trope?

Labor always happens in a hospital
With a doctor
Laying down
The whole time

"I'm drunk on life but I am not drunk on donuts" is my new motto.

Manimal. Mr. Smith. Shit, there's a ton of shows that never got their due. Manimal.

My ex had a Toy Story of her own. When she was a small child, she had a stuffed Winnie the Pooh doll that she loved and carried with her everywhere. It would get damaged and sewed and damaged and repaired. One day, it got a big rip in it and her mom asked if she wanted to fix it again. She said no. It was time to let…

Wait, is that how people get together in this universe? Based on who has matching toys?

Maybe they're just used to some crazy shit in that family.

And as the nude pool instructor on Community.

The baby in Tin Toy? Sid.

It's to hide the seam in his neck from when he was reaching for an apple in a trunk and his stepmother slammed the lid down, severing his head. She props the head back on his shoulders and ties it with a scarf. This scarf. Now, when his loving sister is told to box his ears, his head will fall off, but she will get…

I can't wait until my preteen is old enough for me to find pot in her room. Can't. Wait.

The Commitments was the first movie I ever bought on VHS. I was . . . 15? I wore that tape out. Then I read the books. Seriously good fiction. I can't wait to read this.

Also, starring Idina Menzel as herself didn't help.

It's delightful and charming and the characters are nicely rounded and then, at some point, it seems to get bored with itself and just wraps things up.

I've only seen it once. It's everyone else around me. All the adults in social circle going on and on and ON AND ON AND ON and planning trips to sing-alongs and singing Let it Go and posting memes about snowmans and blah blah blah old man rage.