Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

I’d never wear anything other than a bikini!

To be fair, if I looked like J-Lo, I’d be flaunting it all over creation too.

Am I the only one that almost breaks his mouse-wheel when scrolling past the fuckface-in-chief’s tweets?

Warning - Marvel nerd post.

The only people I know who have ever intervened are women. Men will pretend that “protecting the women” is part of their masculinity trip but really most of them are cowards.

I am generally a person who helps.

She spent hours each day consuming the television coverage

Frank’s Red Hot

Frank’s Red Hot

Yes I was going to say!

If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

Elizabeth Warren will propose a “wealth tax” that would enact taxes of two and three percent on Americans worth above $50 million and $1 billion, respectively.

This exactly. My son is on the spectrum, and that is the first thing that I think when I see this shite. He’s quirky and fucking awesome (very, very much into all things Italian and loves Franks Sinatra - like I said, fucking coolest 7 -yr-old ever)... I’m glad that I won this lottery.

Not to mention: These assholes run their fearmongering on the stigmatization of people with autism. Even if vaccines *did* show a causal link to autism (which they do not, don’t @ me) these folks are saying, “I’d rather risk actual death than put up with an autistic kid,” which is monstrous.

You know what else can kill your baby?

Nothing should be about Rob Kardashian, ladies. Do better.

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

Yes! I’ve been saying this for months.

I’m sad that I know who Bhad Bhabie is.

Asthmatic here with similar headspace.  People *insisting* on bringing dogs and cats everywhere is my version of this hell.  Me slowly strangling to death so they don't have to pay for doggy daycare makes me rage-filled.