If my daughter grows in to being a dumb bimbo, I’d like to think I’d find a way to be supportive instead of forcing her into college when we both know she doesn’t belong there.

Maybe it was all a ploy to revive her career

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

and separated writers on the show by race.

Good for Prince William for working on it! (Side note: I followed the link and would argue this characterization is unfair, sounds like he’s trying to get better, not just playing incompetent dad.)

Right?  The SUR connection is perfect, btw.  

Maybe Jack should travel to a country where hunger is rampant and ask those people how they deal with time slowing down. I bet they have ideas.

Only a really rich person would voluntarily not eat for hours and then talk about how much time they have without framing it around meals. #bye

I confess I absolutely cannot wrap my head around the Smollett case. Like....WHY?? It’s just so astoundingly stupid if this is all true. Like, no rational cost/benefit analysis would make this even remotely feasible. Gamble your career and reputation on what, a pay raise? To be fair, I absolutely don’t get the…

Not only did he pay them $3,500 but he reportedly paid them with a check. A. Check.

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

Happy anniversary, Ashley! I've enjoyed hanging out with you this past year.

If there’s not an on-board drugstore where I can buy “CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!” this isn’t a real GG cruise.

For real. I live in the Midwest (not in an expensive area) and I take my youngest two to an in-home daycare (at her home where she watches other kids too), and I also send my 1st grader to after school care. I tallied it all up for my taxes and I spent around $18k on child care last year - this is on the least…

My work has on-site daycare and with my employee discount I could enroll my kid (if I had one) at a bargain price of $27k per year. I doubt I could afford to have more than one child and older people with their “it all works out” advice don’t have a clue what it costs to raise a kid in the 21st century.

These findings are not surprising.

Jezebel-writers, stop fucking publishing stuff that makes her dad money and invades her privacy, like publishing her private correspondence specifically asking him to stop selling any scrap, true or untrue, for money to the press.

This is one of those beautiful, heart-warming stories in which I fervently hope that everyone involved goes to jail.