If my daughter grows in to being a dumb bimbo, I’d like to think I’d find a way to be supportive instead of forcing her into college when we both know she doesn’t belong there.

Maybe it was all a ploy to revive her career

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

and separated writers on the show by race.

My best friend can not deal with horror at all (which is hilarious because she watches every ‘women getting murdered’ procedural on TV). I’m looking forward to her running into the trailer for this because she’ll probably nope out of the theater until previews are over. I can’t wait to see it, but obviously I’ll have…

Man... I finally got around to watching the trailer last night and just started shouting “NOPE” over and over again as the trailer went on. I’m sure it will be great but that trailer stressed me out so much and I do not know if I will be able to watch this.

Good for Prince William for working on it! (Side note: I followed the link and would argue this characterization is unfair, sounds like he’s trying to get better, not just playing incompetent dad.)

Right?  The SUR connection is perfect, btw.  

Maybe Jack should travel to a country where hunger is rampant and ask those people how they deal with time slowing down. I bet they have ideas.

Automation is going to happen. There’s just no way to stop it, not should we try to. As a society we do need to have plans in place for supporting affected workers, though. 

Only a really rich person would voluntarily not eat for hours and then talk about how much time they have without framing it around meals. #bye

But how will people engage in consumption occasions when everyone is unemployed? Oh wait it won’t matter because they will have captured short term gains at the expense of long term economic health. And really, fuck you I got mine, will always be the name of the game.

I confess I absolutely cannot wrap my head around the Smollett case. Like....WHY?? It’s just so astoundingly stupid if this is all true. Like, no rational cost/benefit analysis would make this even remotely feasible. Gamble your career and reputation on what, a pay raise? To be fair, I absolutely don’t get the…

Not only did he pay them $3,500 but he reportedly paid them with a check. A. Check.

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

Happy anniversary, Ashley! I've enjoyed hanging out with you this past year.

If there’s not an on-board drugstore where I can buy “CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!” this isn’t a real GG cruise.

For real. I live in the Midwest (not in an expensive area) and I take my youngest two to an in-home daycare (at her home where she watches other kids too), and I also send my 1st grader to after school care. I tallied it all up for my taxes and I spent around $18k on child care last year - this is on the least…