Emergency treatment for my dog’s hemorrhagic gastroenteritis: $3500

For sheer price, the family home.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......jk, it was the best of times. Early last month I got to visit France for the first time for vacation (with a major reason being to see Versailles in person) and naturally my gay ass needed an appropriate outfit fit for a King (or Queen, I’m definitely a Queen on…

Spinal surgery for my dog. 100,000% worth it.

Do non-tangible things count? I spent $2000 or so on the kayak trip of my dreams in Gwaii Hanaas National Park. I’d had a miscarriage, so I decided to take a 10 day remote trip that I definitely couldn’t have done if I’d become a parent. It was pretty awesome and I was a much better paddler by the end of it. Plus it…

Seems like a lot of people are confusing merely expensive with extravagant. Extravagance implies indulgent and probably unnecessary (or at least more than necessary).

Tickets to see the original Hamilton cast with my best friend. We were in the last row of the theatre. 600 bucks. I regret nothing.

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

ok I have two.

I went on vacation to the Galapagos Islands with my friend three years ago, and then went to Provence and Marseilles with my best friend in the same year. It was my 40th year, so I just said “fuck it,” I’m gonna enjoy myself. Neither trip was really that expensive, but two of those bad boys in one year is not my usual…

My most extravagant purchases have probably all been meals: prix fixe meals at fancy restaurants that I couldn’t afford, but put on the credit card nonetheless. Typically we’re talking $400-$500 for dinner for two. I’ve probably done it three or four times.

This $200k private college education? I mean, it’s on loan but technically I’ll be paying for it over the next 176 years.

The worst is like, you start working out and the sun is shining on your fucking face constantly. This really great tired-muscle feeling, endorphins, fall right asleep at night, your anxiety gets scared away a bit, the whole thing.

No matter how bad your life is, you will look at these beautiful people in their cute outfits and perfect hair and cool job and awesome social lives and be like, “Oh my God, at least my life isn’t as crappy as theirs.” It’s super entertaining!

its mental relief from the shitshow the world is daily. 

I too love Vanderpump Rules! Even occasionally gruff Ken has grown on me. I wish he and Lisa would get a few cats, tho. I can picture Lisa walking around in Valentino and sky high shoes, holding a black cat, conquering the world. Meow.

Yaaasss!!!! I am here for the messiness. Question, would you rather: go to therapy with Jax, listen to Scheana’s “singing,” or have an intellectual discussion with Racquel?

thank gawd this is back.

I was a my kid’s field day event at the end of the last school year and got a good laugh when they were announcing the kids participating before each event.

This is what happens when a name becomes too trendy. Remember when everyone was naming their kid Taylor? Well now Taylor and Taylor we’re dating, but then Taylor broke up with Taylor. Then Taylor got with Tay and Taylor got in a weird fight with the West’s. The fuck is that.