i mean...of course they are? like, this is no surprise. i didn’t imagine we’d need the evidence of increased wait times for naturalization to know that obviously the trump administration is suppressing the immigrant vote. 

Yes. The Trump administration is a white nationalist oppressive regime against anyone who isn’t a wealthy, white, christian.

You would not believe how many people don’t give a single fuck about your pregnancy/labor PTSD and pressure you to have more kids.

This is the last thing any child or parent should have to worry about, with regard to education. I’m so sorry. This should be an exciting transitional time for your kid. I hope they have a happy, safe experience.

When Duckling graduated high school this spring, there was a sense of relief that they were leaving a situation where they could be picked off by an angry gunman at any time.

“We in America are misinformed,” he said. “Reality shows have warped our idea of what a hero is, or what the truth is.”

I spent ten years working as a broadcast journalist and received a number of threats, but two that rose to the level where we actually contacted police. The local sheriff literally told me “There’s nothing we can really do. Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.” Nothing ever happened, fortunately, but it…

Also went to middle school in Florida, can confirm this is accurate 

Went to middle school in central Florida. Can confirm that living there makes someone think this is a solid life choice.

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

When Martha gets out her hot glue gun, stuff gets EMBLAZONED, while the rest of the plebeians just get BEDAZZLED.

Good for these politicians’ families knowing who to vote for.  But I’m pretty dismayed that early voting seems to be trending republican.  Hopefully the blue wave will show up soon.

Judging by his proposed shitty policies, should Laxaltive be his nickname?

Jenifer Lewis for Congress!

I’ve got a number of relatives I don’t particularly care for, but never in a million years would I publicly call them out on their awfulness. The level of scumbaggery for this guy is clearly off the chart.

This is an unexpected outcome. Who could possibly have predicted that when the most infamous man in the world brags about sexually assaulting many women, defends others who do so, and elevates one of them to the Supreme Court, low-level slimes like this guy would decide the restraints are off.

It’s actually pathetic that my first thought was “I’m surprised this is the first time I’m hearing this excuse used.”

I simply can’t imagine having to live with Katy Perry every day. She just seems so extra extra that the drama would never stop. Good luck Orlando my one-time LOTR crush.

100000000% this

Nah, I always read her as the bitter friend who preached independence but was jealous she was single. You could tell she was bored of her “lol I’m in my 30s and falling out of bars” drunken girl shtick too. Now she’s doing all the lame couple shit she used to make fun of.