#2 Chris is saying all the right things.
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Ugh John Stamos and wife. Your seven month old BABY is not “spoiled” you CANNOT SPOIL A BABY. IT’S ONLY BEEN OUT OF THE WOMB FOR SEVEN MONTHS YOU ASSHOLES.
Remember when Gawker would do Gawker Stalker? I loved Gawker but so much of it is fucked up in retrospect.
Oh I just remembered one other thing: Calm. If you are having any constipation now (common in late pregnancy), this is a MUST. I was taking about two tablespoons at night and you have to dissolve it in warm water or else it doesn’t work for some reason. You basically start with whatever the recommended dose is and…
Yes, lets all wait and do nothing until everyone else is doing something. that will surely work!
Oh god, the night sweats. I would be absolutely drenched every night for weeks.
Lack of diversity behind the scenes leads to severe embarrassment onstage.
It’s 2018 bitch we all big.
Lolwhut! I didn’t know this was an actual thing that existed. But it’s good to know that its moment was brief, and the stupidity will be mitigated.
If you end up with a c-section (it happens) what you will need is low cut underwear so that your underwear doesn’t bother your incision.
There are the things you can make called padsicles, all my friends who gave birth vaginally swear by them. I made a dozen, stuck them in my freezer and then ended up with a C section. I was checked so often before they did the section that I was sore, I can’t imagine pushing a baby out after all those checks.
Earlier this week, Samantha discussed Meghan’s pregnancy in another interview with The Sun. “It just makes everything that happened over the last year disappear,” she told the publication.
Kelly, you’re a monster.
Roughly 1/3 of Dear Prudie letters can be summarized as follows “Dear Prudie, my parents were horrible to me while I was growing up. I had kids, and they continue to be horrible to me, but now it’s in front of my kids. How do I tell them to quit being horrible people and quit saying shitty things?” Answer: you can’t…
I never would have cut off contact with my mom if I hadn’t had babies. I reached a point where I said to my sister, “I don’t care about the current drama with her, because I am not a daughter anymore. I’m a mother.”
My baby solidified my already hard stance on my in-laws, who are trolls.
I know, right. Like we don’t all know that the Markles would immediately sell any and all pictures/videos/greeting cards with the baby’s face to the Daily Fail.
It is in the best interests of the baby for my dad to be included
Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?