He should serve jail time just for wearing socks with sandals. 

The premature hair loss detail stuck with me.

The article meant to say don’t overload the roller, so it won’t drip, and don’t roll too fast so it won’t spatter.  It might also add use drop cloths, especially if the writer gets paid by the word.

“CG-eh?” —Jamie Tartt

“DANI ROJAS, DANI ROJAS, DANI ROJAS, FOOTBALL IS MYTH!!”

The problem is he interpolated the actors too, so now that looks fake.

The minimal, if any, improvement is just proving how goddamn talented the original stop-motion animators were. The originals are fine.

You forgot BIGGIE SMALLS. As we saw on South Park, the last thing you want to do is summon Biggie on Halloween when he’s on a plane to Satan’s Super Sweet Sixteen party.

Most people aren’t sociopathic enough to succeed in sales.

Sure elevator mechanics make good money, but there are a lot of ups and downs.

Apparently being a (1) Black (2) journalist is enough to incense a Bubba so greatly, on sight alone, that it cannot resist pulling off the road immediately and attacking.

What the actual fuck?

I’m sorry, “scientists”?

I assume in Australia, you only have to memorize the four non-poisonous snakes.

How the fuck do you “mislabel” bodycam footage?! How does what should be a -user- have the rights to ‘mislabel’ bodycam footage?! Why are these not getting saved to a server once the cop is off shift?!

Somewhat related, but are men still into My Little ponies? Where is the petition to bring that back just for my personal entertainment?

I need to get my car detailed. I looked in the backseat the other day and legit found a cobweb. My car is not taking well to its demotion from daily driver to weekend errand transport.

It’s my duty to clear up this misconception every time it appears.

It got nominated for 20 Emmys, are you really surprised that a pop culture website is writing about it?