At least women are being represented.

In order for it to be Murica, it would have to be an F-150, a fat white dude with oakleys+hat+tanktop+farmer tan combo, and the donuts would be in a Dollar General strip mall hellscape parking lot.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

Indeed. Using a tarp all on its own offers zero support or cushion whilst pushin’; they’re simply too thin.

Was “wrapping up a dead body for transport and illicit burial” too much low-hanging fruit for this article?  C’mon, we’ve all been there.....

I will say, trying to bathe a child in a bathtub that has doors is a pain in the butt. So keep that in mind if it might be pertinent to you.

I live a little over an hour away—in Columbia, Missouri, a blue oasis in a sea of red between St. Louis and Kansas City. I can tell you first hand that if you’re awarding Lake of the Ozarks “America’s Hellhole Of The Season”, you can go ahead and make that award out to the entire state. Everything the Politico piece…

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

Now this is stuck in my head...

*gameshow host*

“The ones that got pregnant are the ones that were supposed to get pregnant” feels kind of gross.

“I’m like a seahorse out here,” he explained.”

In my day, we called it “free-balling”, and I’m not going to let Chandler change that for me.

If you look at the lead shot, they almost cleared the pool!

For context:

My understanding is the batteries are re-used for non-automotive purposes, such as a battery backup. Yes, eventually they will no longer be effective for even stationary purposes, requiring disassembly for component elements but, as I understand it, that is not until they have served a new life outside the…

That's The Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West to you. 

i believe we already had this show and called it Alien Nation. where xenomorphs had to live side by side with humans and solve crimes.

- The fact that the decoy override passwords were Calculator “BOOBS” and the “Equals Sign” Dick is just the right amount of juvenile for me.