Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

Someone is an OG...

I am calling your prowess with pivot tables into question.

The headline is bullshit, you should see me rock an Excel spreadsheet.

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

This is not terrible:

No dear, that's not what he meant by rimming.

My old Subaru Justy

Some people enjoy tarting up a v6 to the point that they spank most v8s allowing for even more shit talking and bragging rights.

Really hoping this hope for sarcasm is sarcasm. The original was quite obviously sarcasm.

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

I have to admit the upholstered engine bay is a nice touch.

As soon as she can dig it out.

A bigger issue is that jobs that really just require a HS diploma(and used to) now require a 4 year degree AT LEAST, so you can show them you are adequately in high debt and likely to stay in their crappy job working for shitty managers, and enjoying their disappearing benefits forever. Or until they go under, get…

Tree fiddy.

There ya go... that’s the classy way to deal with these comments.

I don’t have a FB account... I appreciate the post, made me spit coke on my monitor...

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

Which one in the photo is the sister?