I promise you sir, I was thinking the same thing.

Can someone explain the standard protocol for using years and months when writing? Like, why doesn’t this headline say 2-3 years? I never can understand that...

I personally liked the excavator claw being the last thing that went under.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

Her boobs are fake.

the department fielded “thousands” of calls from motorists about it, with some callers reporting about 200 motorcycles on the roadway.

Yup! As annoying as it is to take up a whole spot, it’s the right thing to do. People with access ramps can’t open them when a bike is there.

Please remove yourself from the gene pool

You are a fucking idiot.

Only 1 solution: Range Rover.

Fordoogle?

I actually lol’d when I read gord/Foogle thing.

Neutral: So long as they name it the Froogle, I’m okay with whatever they cook up.

Borat doesn’t require forgiveness. Bruno, on the other hand . . .

Best way to take a selfie is to hand someone else the camera.

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

I must be a lousy hostess, because I’d hire a clown before I’d resort to the chair leg.

Fake engine sound being pumped in through speakers, and the slow death of the stick shift.