HAH! I bought a 1987 K5 Blazer, effectively the two door version of the Suburban you had, and after giving it a more thorough look after purchasing it and getting it legal, noticed it had a bunch of purple underbody neons. I converted the ash tray into a switch panel, I’m guessing you had the exact same flip down ash…
Can we get it with a Carmax warranty?
And they can use Dustin Diamond’s real-life antics for plot inspirations!
It’s truly unfortunate that Jessie Spano never overcame that addiction to No-Doze. She had so much promise, and look where she ended up.
Did she murder her dead husband to collect on the insurance money so that she could buy the full house? Was that the plan all along (hatched with Steve one night when they were high on speed and bath salts?) Was comet a ghost of a dog all along guarding the house and it's inhabitants from the more evil spirits lurking…
May he.
Well, can he?
SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.
YES. SEE. I’M THAT ASSHOLE WHO’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU IN TRAFFIC OR ON A SMALL ROAD WITH THEIR BRIGHTS ON.
But, you see, he can’t have real consequences. He’s allergic.
Kids aren't born like this. You make them like this.
Gee, I can’t imagine why not giving any real consequences to a kid who’s never had any real consequences wouldn’t work.
They’re racists. Lack of education has always been the problem for these turds.
Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.
A few months ago, I was heading home from work (an hour commute and I had to stay late for some reason, so I was desperate to get home and open a beer), and was waiting at the turn light to get onto the street for my apartment complex. The turn light is short so you need to get through quickly before waiting for about…
I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.
Tell that to my aunt who died of an asthma attack in smog-filled LA in the ‘90s.
Three years ago today, I strolled into my local CarMax dealership and purchased a used Range Rover with a six-year,…
A beige Camry. Drive normally and you are literally invisible to police.
