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7/13/15

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

7/13/15

Huh? What’s going on? And why do people feel the need to expose conversations for the world to see?

7/12/15

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

7/12/15

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

7/7/15

Where do I pick up my prize?

7/4/15

Operating a business in the public sphere means you agree to comply with anti-discrimination laws. Nobody forced the business owners to do that.

6/25/15

I recently read that the velociraptor was abou the size of a turkey and had crude feathers. Jurassic Park lied.

6/23/15

“Let the air out” or “stab the air out”?

6/23/15

What if those were his assigned spots and he did not want anyone else taking it?

6/20/15

I don’t possess CSI enhance tech either, but I do have CSI delusions: Those ears have similar features, and ears might be even more accurate for ID than fingerprints.

6/20/15

As the video starts, the guy in the white shirt with the belt is attacked by several men and women. He defends himself with punches and roundhouse hits with a belt. What is he supposed to do? Stand still and be a punching bag? This is nowhere near Ray Rice territory.

6/17/15

Probably gonna find some other news to “wright” about.

6/16/15

COTD is back to make your dreams come true!

6/15/15

Too late, apparently, what with the BRAND NEW COTD up and posted!

6/14/15

If your pee is that color, may I suggest going to a doctor.

6/14/15

Or you could just show a replay of all the Le Mans coverage that Fox Sports missed and we could stay behind and watch it.

6/12/15

the truck is so enormous that you can’t see if there’s another equally massive truck heading the other way

6/9/15

I bought a Mazda 6 at CarMax and paid $2500.00 for the warranty specifically because of these articles. Two weeks after I bought the car, CarMax paid $998.00 for a new satnav head unit and $285.00 for seven days in a rental car.

6/9/15

My favorite part is that the other Land Rover dealer follows you on twitter, even though you’re not comfortable going there any more.

6/9/15

Carmax hates you by now. Thanks for another entertaining read.