Yeah I was hoping for sex tarp as one of the reasons, but we’ll have to settle for indoor mattress protector...

I’m glad they’re pursuing the racist trolls. I was watching another game where they had to pause it twice due to racist chants. I think a third time would’ve forfeited the game for the team with the racist fans.

• Really can’t overstate how bad that post-credits gag was. Just really unfunny and indifferent.

I think cellphones are another destination for used batteries, but it’s been a while since I heard that.

So listening to loud music is a misdemeanor? And then while on his property he pulled the “I smell alcohol” bullshit.  Yeah supreme court would be correct on that one in my opinion.

That and they believe in the MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell—who looks a lot like the Undertaker’s former manager Paul Bearer—who appears to be making shit up as he goes.

My current employer pays me shit, so I went looking. And I found another job within a week paying my 50% more. It bears repeating...50%. The one good thing coming out of this is that the current higher-ups now understand there is clear incentive to leave and are trying to retain the other employees in similar job…

Going out while on top of the world?  I doubt she’s pulling a Seinfeld. I think we’ll just have to be patient to see what the end game is here.

That reminds me of a concert I attended.

“Rev your engine (well, if you’re not bothering the hell out of the locals), wave, flash your lights, play music.”

“COVID is a very serious thing,” Sills said to the Post, “but so is my vacation with my family.”

As far as I know, I did not have COVID and first shot was a breeze. The second shot had me falling out of the vaccination tree and hitting every symptom branch on the way down.  It sucked bad.

“When it’s their year, the trees in an area are covered in giant bugs. This whole phenomenon is either gross or fascinating, depending on who you ask. (Okay, maybe it’s a little of both.)“

Actually not-Matt-Gaetz’s-son is not able to buy his own cigarettes.  Which is weird to me that you have to be 21 now to do that.

My parents let me have a sip. It was disgusting. It was disgusting as I got older, and I continued to drink anyway until it wasn’t. On the other hand, my parents never smoked and hated being around it, and yet both my siblings smoked for a long time, where one quit eventually, the other still chews unfortunately.

Yeah!  I’ve paid enough taxes over the years that should cover an illegal activity I commit in the future.

This is the downside to using rat poison to kill rodents.  They will die somewhere, and usually that’s in your walls or some place where you’ll never get to them.

It’s like the caveman commercials are back and everyone is well dressed yet extremely hairy.

I think the point here is that while better human drivers would invalidate the need for all this tech, we’re seeing the real life example where someone isn’t aware of her surroundings and is clearly making poor choices while driving. With that in mind, then yes this saved her life and potentially other drivers if she…

Lady Brown underwent a surgical procedure to remove the glue under the care of Duke Dr. Obeng, a renowned plastic surgeon based in Beverly Hills. The procedure reportedly took four hours and required Lady Brown to be put under light anesthesia.