They already did a remake and it was equally awful. We do not need live action Grinch with any actor.

I always post this when someone brings up something being metal.

Friendly reminder that lightening can strike twice in the same spot, so if there’s an ounce of truth that he will indeed run for office, then we should definitely take it seriously. Agreed, may he and every other Trump fade into obscurity.  I’m gonna need 4yrs to recover from the last 4yrs and I can’t stomach the…

I’ve had something similar happen to me. I was driving on the highway and I hear this ever increasing rumble. It seemed like forever but was probably only 5-10 seconds. It got so loud in my car that I started looking up in the sky because I thought a plane was crashing on top of me. I nearly panicked by switching…

I propose a compromise and I think you’ll like it. How about instead of naming the vaccine after the president, we name the virus after him? Doesn’t have to be Trump Virus. And feel free to add to the list but, it can be the any of the following:

I’m disappointed that no one has used the organge push pop name yet.

My current place of employment is giving me free tuition (i still pay taxes and fees which is still half the bill!), but as soon as I’m done with my MBA, I’m out. They’ll give me a dinky to moderate raise for just having the MBA, but it won’t change my life in a meaningful manner. I learned a long time ago that no one…

I’m all for the charity event.  Are they gonna rough him up?  I pay extra for that.

It was hard to tell if they were freaked out by the close-ups, not having a good time, or too uptight just looking around to see what the other women were doing.

I already saw it in other comment section, she’ll be the next bachelorette. And I thought it was funny, but also a very real possibility.

What about if I called someone a “pop-tart” one time? They put me in a chokehold and cut off my oxygen. And while they weren’t super slim, I meant it more as seeing them as useless and filled with zero value.

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added...

I’m still waiting on some bombshell report that will hit riiiiiiight before election, but my brain has hit the ceiling on imagining what amazingly dumb, evil, or outrageous thing that might be.

Yes someone text this to me and all I could respond with was good luck to this gentleman’s future neurological problems, depression, CTE, and Parkinson’s. I’m still impressed with the KO, but I can’t help that their athleticism could translate to another sport with fewer health consequences.

Can I use this as an excuse to get out of going to the gym?

I recently attended someone’s outdoor wedding and there was an aggressive pit bull chasing one of the children around. After the owner wrangled in the dog, one guy said he genuinely believed he could’ve taken the dog. I politely smiled and nodded, but in my head was laughing my ass of that this guy would’ve done…

Not sure about you, but if I take a week off, I pay dearly for doing so in the amount of emails that I come back to. If I took 3-4 weeks off, I’d need to know that I get to hit the reset button when I come back.  

I just let myself burnout and remain unproductive until the company itself begins to struggle because they can’t remain profitable for more than a couple of quarters over a span of three years. They will give you severance most of the time and you can claim unemployment! Seriously, three of the last five companies…

“Only now are we getting to the hardcore stuff.”

Moving that needle is important. If nothing else do it just to say fuck them. GOP wants as few people as possible to vote and for that I will always do what it takes to vote no matter what my circumstances are.