I prefer the Men in Tights method myself:

Not that it matters, but that looks like a zoom symbol (sharing screen) on the next page.  I love that there’s photographers capturing every detail of this shit.

So Trump wrote that because Zelensky is spelled wrong. Do you think he spelled it wrong because he doesn’t care enough or because he sucks that bad at spelling in general? Or did someone else spell it incorrectly so that Trump would pronounce it correctly?

Farts are like mocking birds.  They can mimick many different other non fart noises.  Sometimes it’s a coffee mug, other times it’s a vibrating phone.  Occassionally I hear The Road Warrior.  Or is that a queef?

I only have the option of ATT or Suddenlink.  Suddenlink only recently upgraded to 100/10 but it’s way more expensive and the only plan they offer with no datacap.  On top of that, they have outages far too often due to the fact that they have let their infrastructure age the opposite of a fine wine.

As some commenters on this post have noted, a USB condom or cable without data capabilities can also be a great idea, although you’ll need to remember to use them.

This guy gets it.

Oh I’ve complained about many of those Spider-Man movies...

What can I get for 12mbps down and 1.5mbps up?

For some reason my boss and their little minion want to be copied on everything even though they aren’t involved in the logistics of getting the project done.  And if you ask them something about said email they were copied on, they literally don’t remember it or know what’s going on.

First, I’m sure those are useful to someone, but I don’t use any of those shortcuts despite using Excel every day.  I use variants like Ctrl + arrow keys to select columns and rows.

Me every time I try to win COTD:

Here’s the statistics from one website.  I’m gonna go with Church’s does see more African Americans, but that’s really missing the point on this one.

There needs to be a camera on this rock like there is for the low bridge that scalps semis and moving vehicles.

Ban them all!  I’ve thrown out a few people.  Some people just don’t want to be helped, they only want to yell.

She stands by her determination, because someone might ‘suicide’ her if she doesn’t.

(Raizes hand)  I’m confused about the pronunciation.

When confronted about the flag, California parole officers claimed the flag was a teaching tool they were using in a presentation about hate inside correctional facilities.

That’s right, tell that MF to eat fresh.

For those of you who don’t know Blaze TV, it spawned Tomi Lahren.