Reminds me of this:

Bless his heart.

Patela to Septum is my death metal band name.

Watch out Trump, If you say “goddamn” 13 or 14 more times, he’s going to not support that anymore.

Getting a full sentence out without flubbing it takes practice.  But presidential candidates get plenty of that and so would you.  There’s nothing wrong with taking time to get it right.  And some might say that’s a reason to run for president.

Maybe the note read : Suicide, watch!

And that piece of shit committed suicide.

I stopped by an organization that was selling donuts to help their cause.  The sign said $5.  That’s all it said.  It was per donut and i nearly shat myself.  I got two donuts and I know it was for charity, but I felt genuinely ripped off.  It’s not like they made the donuts!  They just jacked up the price on someone…

For them it’s the 50's at the latest.

I could be wrong, but the first pancake is always made a little off. Too flat or soupy in the middle. Maybe it dropped on the ground when you tried to flip it. Bottom line is you had to make a second pancake to get it right.

Did we break it? I can’t seem to view what you are viewing.  Clicking on Total raised or spent or Cash summary gives me the below error.

I called someone a pop-tart one time in high school when they decided to be cool and demonstrate a choke hold on me. But I picked pop-tart for a reason. You know because a pop-tart can be perfectly fine, but it also implies laziness, lack of substance or anything good for you and you quickly grow tired of them.

Where would white supremacy be on the list? Right up there with Russia probably.

Performance reviews, performance improvement plans, time sheets, weekly summaries of your work and individual metrics aren’t there to show how important your work is our make things fair. HR only uses that to determine who gets laid off when it’s time because now you’ve been assigned a number of 1-5. Some of you…

Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me off a piece of that... fancy feast!

I can see Bitch McConnell roughing himself up to avoid calling the Senate back into session. Just delay it long enough until all this dies down.

How many theaters would it take to project yourself to the entire United States?

“Bigger than Soviet…

But the preacher won’t put it that harshly. The preacher would say, “That’s between her and God.”