My boss is good too.  But that’s because we are a small department and she stays in the loop, and she can still “do the job” that we do.  Aside from that person, i’ve definitely had bosses that basically attend meetings all day and then cause problems for the rest of us that have to flesh out their very unimportant…

I watched it on mute and Blackwell’s body language is fantastic.

I was really drunk and climbed out the back of a friend’s window. I don’t remember why I did this but it was pitch black. I walked back up to the window and raked my shin down a black wooden box that was right in front of the window and gave myself a scar the length of my shin bone.  That scar still itches when my…

I wish they would take him flying in a new fighter jet, do a couple of loops and turns, and see how much KFC vomit he produces.

Junior mint- because his dick is slightly green and junior sized.

I just try to read it with the all caps words being shouted. It’s really jarring for me to read it in my head.

If you love someone, let them go.  If they come back then it was meant to be.  If they don’t, then you follow them on kinja.

I hope the very front tank or missile carrier just breaks down and creates a traffic jam for the rest of the parade...charade?

I shit you not, my last employer gave everyone ratings from 1 to 4. It was the first year they implemented the new ERP software (thanks Oracle). Surprise, the most tenured person got the highest rating of 4, the least tenured person (me) got a rating of 2, and everyone else got 3's. There’s only 6 fucking people on…

We’re also not a team when one teammate helps the second teammate achieve their goals and when reviews comes up, management decides the second teammate gets a higher rating.

I might get a 2-3% raise this year.  The first raise in several years.

Yes! I have light green eyes and the sun is unbearable. During summer, one eye is closed and the other is squinting just to see in the direct sun. Sunglasses are a must in my case and glasses get in the way.

This reminds me of when a POS person is brought up in conversation and someone defends them by saying, “But they were nice to me!”.  That changes everything.

Issues with wearing glasses:

You got caught with a secret folder of almost nudes on your desktop didn’t you? Seriously though as someone who has also been around a decade (not posting necessarily), you either adapt to changes or get burned out. Glad you’re looking for a change. I do hope they keep going with the COTD articles themselves.

He’s been in the bathroom the whole time.

That’s why she hates the KKK, cause she found it hard to put make up on and not smear it while putting on the hood.

Did the girl leave the store?  When I worked retail, we were told never to call police or security even when someone obviously stuffed something in their pockets because they hadn’t technically stolen anything if they haven’t left the store.  They could always claim they were going to pay for it eventually.

Oh yes, I think a pound of weed is entirely something else with the intent to sell and distribute and the gun implying that very bad things can and do happen. He needed to be arrested for the things in his possession and his stupidity.

I feel like people getting picked up for possession nowadays is extra dumb because it’s becoming more legalized each year in more and more states.  We’re trying to put recreational use on our ballot this November and I just shook my head reading the police notes on arresting someone for possession.