This one is a tough one for me. I can handle my child trying to figure things out, but when I’m in a rush, I tend to take over and just do everything myself so as not to be late to work or take 5hrs getting out of the car in the middle of summer.

I’ve sadly been laid off more than once. First time was unexpected and I was tricked into attending a fake meeting (that I spent the previous night preparing for) and was promptly told to sit there and listen to an HR person talk for 20 min via phone. Fuck that employer.

It’s been said many times before here on these sites. Corporations are not your friends and HR serves the needs of the business first. And you owe them zero compliments after they lay you off because they can’t figure out how to turn a profit.

Yep. Mine have never bit anyone, but one will pee when you reach down to pet her on the head. When I have guests over, this is my exact scenario every f-ing time:

How was he planning on getting it out? Sliding it out by hand judging by how much thought went into loading it.

Well yes, they were unfazed because you must have an ounce of emotional intelligence and a conscience to care about being told what you’re doing is wrong.

Because she didn’t refer to him as the “Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of America”. Dictator has such negative connotations.

You have to find their motivation. Does he like the sound of destroying things? Give him a ream of paper to shred instead.

Is he planning on fucking Kim? Does he understand that Kim is a man? Does he know he’s supposed to be negotiating with Kim and not trying to fuck him? It sounds like he’s preparing to bone and not talk.

This is one of those Trump lies that I would genuinely like to know if he assumed they knelt, or if he already knew it wasn’t true and lied anyway. They’re both bad. I just want to know how stupid he is or how stupid he thinks his audience is.

If you forget the words, always mouth the word, “watermelon, watermelon, watermelon”.

I saw I Can Only Imagine and I dreaded watching it because I was drug to it. And while I never thought it was going to win any awards, it did one thing well, make you cry. I’m all for crying, but I was supposed to be on a date and I didn’t care to ball my eyes out for two hours. That was a mistake because holding…

Trump is consulting with his lawyers on whether or not he can pardon himself if he pardons someone else. I imagine him asking how many lifelines does he have before someone can vote him off the island.

I agree with this and if it ever gets to that point, I hope that those in power will too. If the president can pardon himself, then this entire investigation is pointless including the others that are found guilty of something, because the president would just pardon them as well.

Are you asking a question? Show me the picture of that brand new Altima with them standing in front of it.

Very true but his fiance has been established so you know he has play money. And I’m sure there’s prenups, but even with that, should’ve been a new car given in exchange for saving your life.

Yes please tell me that is some tricked out Nissan that’s better than a new Nissan because buying a used one is a nice gesture only if you can’t afford to buy someone a new one. You got a mansion and a RR in the background and your soon to be wife is Cardi B? Should’ve been a car that still has a warranty attached…

How about DJ has acid burned her face like the Jack Nicholson Joker did in the original Batman and she’s wearing a white mask around the White House?

Well when they’re only willing to pay about 130k for coercion and the rest, they can’t afford to be so choosy.

Whacky. How I describe my best friend from high school who is not a mass murder, shooter, gun owner, or even mentally ill.