Yep, the whole father trying to keep his daughter pure thing is not the way to go. Had a friend date a girl in high school. Her father was a highway patrolman that had a reputation for being a total dick. In fact he was my only ticket for decades! But he would play this hard ass with my friend and it was just…

Hellz ya! Titty city.

That’s pretty similar to the threat against Stormy Daniels.

I shit you not, a friend asked me, “Isn’t it refreshing to have someone (Trump) in office that doesn’t speak like a politician?”

Really? To me IPA’s taste like liquid potpourri.

Thank you for the vanilla pudding, cell mate (in my best Cosby voice).

No mosquitos on that list?

It’s pretty devious they only put so many in a box. I can sadly eat an entire box if i’m not careful.

Girl scouts sell cookies other than tagalongs and thin mints? I did not even notice.

Vis-à-vis, fuck all banks. Fuck their corruption, their necessity in this world, and their shitty little mobile apps.

Arizona, make sure you get the education funding guaranteed to go to your education department. You don’t want the below to happen.

Oklahoma is a conservative state with a lot shitty government officials that bend to the will of oil and gas and anyone else handing them money. See anything regarding funding education and state workers to low low taxes on oil and gas and you’ll see what I mean. It makes total sense that 2 from Oklahoma made it to…

Have they released the 911 call to the police? Will they?

I am curious as to what the Starbucks employee said to 911 to get them to come out that quick. Have they released that tape?

He did joke about removing term limits when China president removed theirs. VERY SCARY.

Well, not from being in the car, but c’mon....diesel emissions.

My turned off my adblocker in Firefox and that made it show all the embedded tweets, but I don’t like turning my blocker off so hope they fix it.

Might be your adblocker or something along those lines, that was my case.

Speaking of Chrome, anyone else using Chrome on all gizmodo and sister sites have their browser freeze on them? I click an article or other buttons on the top “menu” to navigate to other sites and the whole thing locks up on me. It’s been going on for at least a month to where I have to use Firefox instead.

Meuller and..